If I Had A Hammer..

[Monkey_Mania]

I'd built a house for two.
If I had a sailing ship I'd take a trip with you.
If I had a poets hand Id Write a verse for thee.
If I had the painters touch on canvas you would be.

But I dont have a hamer
I dont have a ship
So I cant build your house
And we cant take a trip
I'll never have a poets hand or have a painters grace.
So I'll never write your verse or immortalize your face....










































































...and also I have Herpes.

 

[NSL]

Where was this when I started the Stephen Lynch v. Adam Sandler thread??

Lynch is greatness

 

[Sparky]

If "I" had a hammer, I'd NAIL you.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Then you would catch The Clap.

 

[klunderbunker]

If I had a hammer I'd have a piece of wood or metal with a claw and head on one end and a handle on the other used for driving nails into pieces of wood.

 

[Spunky]

If I had a hammer.....I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land, I'd hammer in the daytime, I'd hammer at night, I'd hammer all over this land.

 

[Sparky]

Then you would catch The Clap.

would be worth it, to be able to have sex with a monkey, without the RSPCA on my back, and the Beastiality charges i would be facing...

 

[Monkey_Mania]

True this. Im flinging my poop right now.

 

[Sparky]

True this. Im flinging my poop right now.

Thats hot.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Hey sparky. Im only wearing banana peel.

 

[Papa Shango]

Wow. I expected a lot more out of a Stephen Lynch thread.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You drive a fucking panzer baby.

 

[NSL]

You drive a fucking panzer baby.

Has anyone seen him live? Superhero is absolutely frikkin' amazing...

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Has anyone seen him live? Superhero is absolutely frikkin' amazing...

Im going to see him this march. Pumped doesnt describe it. Cant wait for his new cd this year.