I'd like to change the mood for a moment

klunderbunker

Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
And tell you about Wrestlezone's newest sponsor.

Are you the owner of an award winning elephant? I know I am, and if you're like me, you know what the biggest problem with them is: Earwax. That's right. How many times have you been heading to an elephant judging and you see a ball of wax that slightly resembles Al Gore in your prize specimen's ear? Well now that's no longer a problem, thanks to this right here!

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The only wax related problem I have with my prize elephant is getting him to hold still for his bikini wax.

I have massive ears, so I just flush his ear wax out with the same tool I use for myself.
 

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