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Christians music hits as RAW opens with the 2011 Royal Rumble winner. He gets the mic.
Christian: Hey! Its great to see the RAW Peeps again. And its good to see the Peeps love to see me. And why not? This time they have a reason to be happy. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am the 2011 Royal Rumble winner. I can either challenge the WWE or World Heavyweight champion at WrestleMania.
-The Mizs music hits-
The Miz: Christian, o, Christian. Its so good to see you win something in your boring career. But you will be wasting it if you choose to face me at WrestleMania. You see, I can beat you anytime YOU choose. And you must know, Im the most must-see WWE champion in history!!
Christian: Actually Miz, youre the most avoidable champion there was, is and ever will be.
*The crowd cheers at the catchphrase*
Miz: Youre saying this because youre jealous because I did what you couldnt and will never do, win the WWE championship.
Christian: Yeah, I have never won a world title in my career and I dislike to, but am not afraid of saying it because this draught will end at WrestleMania when I lift the championship high above my head after winning it
Miz: thats a dream and not all dreams become reality.
Christian: You know what Miz; I hate to wait until WrestleMania, because if given a chance, Ill finish you off tonight!
Miz: As I said earlier, I can beat you anytime YOU want, just like I did to Randy Orton.
-Randy Ortons music hits-
Orton: Miz, thats right, you only know to cheat to beat. Because everybody present here knows, that I was cheated last night.
Miz: So youre here to remind me of my master plan, huh?
Orton: Youre master plan backfired Miz, because the GM has granted me a direct entry into the RAW Elimination Chamber match without any qualification matches.
Miz: You are a liar Orton!
-The GM chimes in-
Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? I have just received an e-mail from the general manager. And I Quote Miz, Orton is right, he is going to the chamber without any qualification process. Also, congratulations to Christian on winning the Royal Rumble and putting up a stellar performance. But you must know, I wont let Christians appearance on RAW be a waste. So tonight, Christian teams up with Randy Orton to take on the team of Alex Riley and the WWE champion, The Miz.
*All 4 men stare at each other as we go to commercial*
Elimination Chamber qualification match: Triple H vs R-Truth
Back from the break and Triple H makes his entry. Truth is out next with his Whats Up routine as Hunter stares at him in disgust. The bell sounds and both men lock up. Hunter pushes Truth in the corner and kicks him in the gut. He whips him followed by a High Knee after 2 missed clotheslines. He picks him up and whips him but Truth reverses and goes for a backdrop but Hunter counters with a face-buster and a clothesline. He picks Truth up and nails the spinebuster. He calls for the Pedigree. He kicks Truth in the gut but Truth pushes him off and does a hip-toss. He goes for a cover. 1 2 kick out. Truth picks him up and whips him followed by a spinning heel kick. He goes on the top and hits an elbow. 1 2 another kick out by The Game. Truth picks Hunter up and whips him followed by a clothesline. He picks Hunter up and throws him out. He goes out and smashes Hunters skull on the barricade. He tries whipping him into the steps but Hunter reverses and Truth crash-lands into the steps. Hunter picks him up and pushes him into the announce. He picks Truth up and throws him in. He gets in and nails him with a spinebuster and calls for the Pedigree. He connects and goes for a cover but Truth kicks out at 2!!! Triple H cant believe it. He argues with the ref for sometime before he sees Truth getting up. He kicks him in the gut again but this time Truth counters with the backdrop. Both men are down as we go to a commercial.
Back from the break and Truth has Hunter locked in an arm-bar. Hunter struggles but makes it to the ropes. Truth breaks the hold and stomps away at Hunter. He picks Hunter up and whips him into the corner followed by a splash. He goes on the top and hits a missile drop-kick. 1 2 kick out. Truth waits for him to get up. Hunter is up after 8 seconds and Truth nails him with the Lie Detector. He goes for a cover and 1 2 kick out!! Truth cant believe it. He calls for another Lie Detector. He nails Hunter with the second Lie Detector but injures his shoulder. He gets up holding his shoulder but Sheamus comes out of the audience out of nowhere and pulls Hunter out. He nails him with the Irish Hammer giving Triple H the win by disqualification.
Winner: Triple H
After the match, Sheamus taunts Truth as Truth looks on in disgust and Hunter is out cold on the floor as we go backstage.
Scott Stanford is up with Nexus and CM Punk.
Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, The Nexus. So Punk, how do you look forward to your match with a long time nemesis, Daniel Bryan?
Punk: Scott, you must know, that I have stepped up and now am the leader of the Nexus. While Daniel Bryan, hes just a flash in the pan. He is the dumbest United States champion ever! And tonight, I am going to show him why, I was always better than him. But it really isnt about me and Bryan, is it? You see, its all about The Nexus dominating Monday Night RAW and me winning the WWE championship come Elimination Chamber.
Scott: Punk, we also know that tonight, Cena has a chance to enter that chamber with you. So does that make any difference to your chances of winning?
Punk: Ha-ha. Cena hasnt even won his qualification match. And if he does, Elimination Chamber will be his last night in the WWE and my first, as WWE champion!
*Commercial*
Elimination Chamber qualification match: CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan
Punk is out first with The Nexus but sends them back when they reach the end of the ramp. He gets in the ring and does his Nexus pose as Bryan enters. The bell sounds and both men go at it exchanging kicks. Bryan gets hold of a solid kick to the back of Punks head and Punk is down. He picks Punk and lashes at him with some more kicks. He picks Punk up and whips him in the corner followed by a bulldog. He goes on the top and hits a missile drop-kick. 1 2 kick out. He picks Punk up and whips him but Punk reverses and goes for a backdrop but Bryan kicks him across the chest. He comes off the ropes and hits a crossbody. 1 2 kick out. Bryan picks Punk up and rams him into the post. He pulls him out and does a small package but Punk kicks out at 2. Bryan lands a hard punch to the jaw and goes on the top. He hits a Frog Splash. 1 2 kick out. Bryan shakes his head and goes in the corner and nails a clothesline. He picks Punk up and hits a backbreaker. 1..kick out. He picks Punk up and whips him but Punk reverses and lands a spinning heel kick. Both men are down as we go to commercial.
We are back and Punk has Bryan in the sleeper. Bryan starts fainting but slowly manages to get up and gets to the ropes. Punk breaks the hold and whips Bryan into the corner followed by a knee-to-the face and a bulldog. 1 2 kick out! Punk calls for the GTS. He picks Bryan up but Bryan elbows his way out and goes for an enzugiri but Punk ducks and nails an enzugiri of his own. 1 2 kick out. He picks Bryan up and whips him in the corner followed by a splash. He picks Bryan up and slams him down in the center of the ring. He goes on the top and dives off. 1 2 kick out. He picks Bryan up and throws him out. He goes out and picks Bryan up. He throws him into the ring-post back-first. He picks him up and smashes his head on the announce. Punk clears the mess on the announce and places Bryan on it. Punk gets in the ring to break the refs count. He stands on the apron but the ref starts the count again. Punk starts arguing with the ref. Bryan gets up and hits Punk from behind. Punk suffers a crash on the outside. He picks Punk up and throws him in. He gets in but Punk catches him with a DDT. 1 2 kick out as we go to commercial.
Back from the break and Punk is still in control nailing Bryan with fists. He picks Bryan up and rams him into the post. He pulls him out and whips him but Bryan reverses and nails a drop-kick. Both men are down. Bryan gets up and goes on the top and hits a missile drop-kick. 1 2 kick out. He picks Punk up and whips him followed by a drop-toe hold and locks in the LeBelle out of nowhere. Punk yells in pain and struggles but finally makes it to the ropes. Bryan releases the hold and calls for an enzugiri. He charges towards Punk but Punk ducks and hits a boot. He signals the end and picks Bryan up and nails him with the GTS. He turns him around and locks in the Anaconda Vice. Bryan taps out almost immediately as Punk stands celebrating in the ring.
Winner: CM Punk
We move backstage where Orton is taping up. Christian comes in.
Christian: Hey dude, are you ready?
Orton: Yes. Tonight, Im going to give Miz a taste of whats going to come at Elimination Chamber and youre going to help do that. Plus, you also have to take out Alex Riley.
Christian: Dont you worry about that dude. A-Ri is going to take a Hi-Fly jump to the hospital.
*Christian is about to leave the locker when he turns around*
Christian: Hey, and let me tell you this, if you win at Elimination Chamber, youre mine at WrestleMania.
*Christian leaves as we go to commercial*
The Great Khali and Mark Henry vs The Usos (No.1 contenders match to the WWE Tag Team championships)
Khali is out first followed by Mark Henry and then The Usos. Santino and Kozlov are sitting at ringside. The winners will face them at Elimination Chamber in 3 weeks. Henry and Jey start the match. The bell sounds and Henry nails Jey with a boot. He picks him up and whips him in the corner followed by a splash. He tags in Khali. Khali comes in and hits Jey with multiple chops on the chest. He picks Jey up and whips him followed by a chop to the skull. He calls for the Khali Vice. He grabs hold of Jey but Jey places his foot on the ropes. Khali releases the hold and headbutts Jey straight out of the ring. Khali goes out and throws Jey in. He gets in and goes for a boot but Jey ducks and hits a springboard crossbody but Khali catches him in mid-air and hits a 360º sidewalk slam. 1 2 kick out. Khali picks Jey up and tags in Henry. Henry gets in and clotheslines Jey down. He picks Jey up and stares down at Jimmy. Jey escapes the Worlds Strongest Grasp and nails Henry with multiple kicks to the back of the head. Finally, Henry goes down at Jey tags in Jimmy. Jimmy comes in off a clothesline of the top and knocks Henry down. He goes on the top once again and hits the Superfly Splash. 1 2 kick out by Henry! Jimmy cant believe it. Henry is wriggling in pain as we go to a commercial.
Back from the break and Jimmy has a sleeper hold locked in on Henry. Henry goes down on his knees but makes it to a vertical base after some time and pulls Jimmy down by the hand. Both men are down. They tag in their respective partners. Jey comes in running but Khali knocks him off with a shoulder block. He picks Jey up and throws him into the corner and slaps him in the chest. He picks Jey up and tries for the Choke Bomb but Jimmy hits a chop-block to the knee of Khali. Khali goes down. Jimmy turns around and Henry clotheslines him over the top. Jey lands a hard kick to the back of Henrys head and Henry falls on the outside. Khali nails Jey with the Choke Bomb. 1 2 3! Khali gains the pinfall and a shot at the tag team titles for his team as Santino and Kozlov look on with their mouths wide open.
Winners: The Great Khali and Mark Henry
Backstage, we see Daniel Bryan and Gail Kim arguing about how Bryan lost. The camera then focuses on Scott Stanford.
Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Sheamus.
Sheamus: Its King Sheamus for you.
Scott: Sorry, King. Now for my question, why did you attack Triple H when you knew he would enter the chamber even if he won without disqualification.
Sheamus: Because I wanted him to. You see, I want Triple H to enter that chamber with me, so that I can destroy him and take him out. And this time, forever. Come Elimination Chamber, its Game Over for Triple H. All hail the king (doing his signature taunt)
*Commercial*
Natalya, Bellas, Eve and Tamina vs Melina, Maryse, Alicia Fox and LayCoolThe face divas are out first followed by the heel ones. Melina and Eve start the match. They lock up as Melina throws Eve off guard and nails her with a knee to the face. She tags in Maryse who comes in and delivers a boot. She picks Eve up and throws her in the corner and kicks away at her. She picks her up whips her followed by a spinning heel kick. Maryse tags in Fox. Fox goes on the top and hits a crossbody and goes for a cover but the lights go out. The lights are back and all the Divas except for LayCool and Natalya are left standing. Everyone is surprised about this and the arena is dead silent. The lights go out once again and this time, all the divas are down. A laughing voice can be heard from somewhere in the arena.
Result: No contest
*Commercial*
Elimination Chamber qualification match: King Sheamus vs Ted DiBiase vs Evan Bourne vs Zack Ryder vs Yoshi TatsuThe entry is in the reverse of the order listed above. All men are in the ring as the bell sounds. Sheamus nails Bourne with an elbow and Ted knocks Tatsu off with a clothesline. All the 3 heels square off and Ted and Ryder go after Sheamus. They beat him down till he gets down on his knees. Ryder nails him with a drop-kick. Ted goes on the top and hits an elbow. He picks Sheamus up and throws him out. He turns around and Ryder nails him with the Rough Ryder. 1 2 kick out by Ted. Ryder calls for the Zack Attack but Bourne hits him with a missile drop-kick off the top. 1 2 kick out by Ryder. Bourne picks him up and whips him in the corner followed by a spinning heel kick. He goes on the top and hits a moonsault. 1 2 Tatsu breaks the cover. Both he and Bourne get up at the same time. Bourne charges towards him but Tatsu ducks and hits a springboard crossbody. He goes for a cover. 1 2 kick out. He picks Bourne up and throws him out where Sheamus nails him with an Irish Hammer. He picks Bourne up and throws him in. He gets in but Tatsu greets him with a Roundhouse Kick. 1 2 Ted breaks it up. He picks Tatsu up and hits a backbreaker. 1 2 kick out by Tatsu. He picks Tatsu up and hits a body slam. 1 2.. but Ryder breaks it up. He picks Ted up and whips him followed by a clothesline. He picks him up and whips him this time followed by a backdrop. He locks in the cross-face. Ted struggles. Bourne quickly gets up and nails Ryder with a kick. He picks Ted up and rams him into the post. He pulls him out and does a schoolboy but Ted kicks out. Bourne goes on the top and tries for the Air Bourne but Sheamus pulls Ted out of the way as we go to a commercial.