Xemmy
of the Le'beau family
Twas days before Christmas, when all through the Cage
Not a user was stirring, not even Dave.
The Katy Perry Cleavage was hung on the forum with care,
In hopes that Damn Real would bring some more there.
The users were nestled all snug in their threads,
While visions of Katy Cleavage danced in their heads.
And Sly on his mountain, and D-Man in his debate,
Had just banned some idiots in hopes of making Christmas great.
When in the Cage there arose such a clatter,
The Doc sprang from Graphics to see what was the matter.
KB sensed trouble and clicked like a flash,
To find Bill Lesnar acting like an ass.
All hell broke loose, except SSC smoking his pipe,
But the mods slammed Lesnar's ass before one could believe the hype.
After taking care of business, and demolitioning the weak,
they said, "Merry Christmas, and have a good week!"
Not a user was stirring, not even Dave.
The Katy Perry Cleavage was hung on the forum with care,
In hopes that Damn Real would bring some more there.
The users were nestled all snug in their threads,
While visions of Katy Cleavage danced in their heads.
And Sly on his mountain, and D-Man in his debate,
Had just banned some idiots in hopes of making Christmas great.
When in the Cage there arose such a clatter,
The Doc sprang from Graphics to see what was the matter.
KB sensed trouble and clicked like a flash,
To find Bill Lesnar acting like an ass.
All hell broke loose, except SSC smoking his pipe,
But the mods slammed Lesnar's ass before one could believe the hype.
After taking care of business, and demolitioning the weak,
they said, "Merry Christmas, and have a good week!"
