I think I just had a mini heart attack

[CCS]

My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "if we had a baby, what would you want to name it?" I nearly died.


Anyone ever had similar near death experiences?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Oh my.

Dump her. Dump her now.

 

[klunderbunker]

About a year and a half ago I misread my grades and thought I'd been kicked out of college. Misread them.

 

[Harthan]

This is her way of telling you she's pregnant, by the way.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "if we had a baby, what would you want to name it?" I nearly died.


Anyone ever had similar near death experiences?

Have fun being the manager of your town's Nabisco factory.

 

[FromTheSouth]

That's her way of telling you one of her friends is pregnant. Relax.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Good luck, Pops.

 

[CCS]

I told her Emelio Gustav. I'm awaiting reply. You just dont text a man shit like this.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I thought you alls didnt bang though??

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I've had to discuss marriage and children before. We even decided on the main colors at the wedding. That was possibly the worst day of my life.

 

[klunderbunker]

Can I be an uncle?

 

[My$terio_Fan]

I've had to discuss marriage and children before. We even decided on the main colors at the wedding. That was possibly the worst day of my life.

Arent you like 12?

 

[CCS]

ccs is not a daddy, thank Jesus

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

If I were, I'd be the most intelligent twelve year old that I've ever met in my life. No, I'm sixteen. It wasn't a serious conversation, but that's not something that I generally enjoy discussing. By the way.. What kind of color is Sea-Foam Green?

 

[klunderbunker]

One that looks like sea foam?

 

[NSL]

What kind of color is Sea-Foam Green?

I don't know...My ex wanted it to be a color of our wedding though...

Obviously, that didn't happen...Thank god...

 

[NSL]

For reference purposes:

 

[Mighty NorCal]

all of these people thanking god they didnt get married sure as fuck makes me want to go running out and get a GF right this second

 

[NSL]

all of these people thanking god they didnt get married sure as fuck makes me want to go running out and get a GF right this second

I'm happy with my g/f, but she knows that marriage and kids are a distant prospect. Her sister just got pregnant, and I told her if I hear anything other than "she had the baby" for the next 9 months, it's over...

No more babies for me.

 

[CCS]

My God, The revalations just keep coming. My girlfriend is bi sexual.


I'm fucking hyper ventilating

 

[klunderbunker]

In a good way or a bad way?

 

[Mr. TM]

Bisexuality can be a good thing for you CCS.

 

[HBK-aholic]

My ex was like that, apparently we were having kids called Ashton and Caitlin. Awful, awful names.

 

[klunderbunker]

Caitlin is ok. Ashton.......WOW.

Which mind number was this?

 

[CCS]

n I dont know what too think. this is too much for a 17 year old in one night.