There's a thread going on my Facebook where someone's bitching about how much they hurt after playing three rounds of disc golf yesterday, and it devolved into Archer-style name punnery, with a whole subsection for professional wrestler based puns.
Puns have to be about a) being sore, hurt, injured, etc., or b) being such a bitch about it.
Some of the good ones so far include Owen Hurt, Hurt Ankle, Hunter Hurts Helmsley (hurts is pretty much done as a word), Daniel Cryin, Priss Jericho, Sulk Hogan, and my personal favorite, Jerry Bawler. I turn to you folks because I know you can do better.
Puns have to be about a) being sore, hurt, injured, etc., or b) being such a bitch about it.
Some of the good ones so far include Owen Hurt, Hurt Ankle, Hunter Hurts Helmsley (hurts is pretty much done as a word), Daniel Cryin, Priss Jericho, Sulk Hogan, and my personal favorite, Jerry Bawler. I turn to you folks because I know you can do better.