I Need A Best Man

[Coco]

Nominate here. Also, poll forthcoming.

 

[The Crock]

Sam Smith will lead Hunter Kravinoff into a marriage of prosperity. He's also a good divorce lawyer.

 

[gd]

I'd offer up my services, but I'm afraid my primitive impulses would take over and I'd steal your woman from you.

 

[a0161613]

Im not having a best man at mine.

 

[Dave]

General Disarray should be the best man. That or Sam. If it is neither of the two, then the whole marriage is a shambles.

 

[The Crock]

GD is a fine choice, but... I voted for The Iron Sheik.

 

[Coco]

I'll just be clear upfront: It's not going to be Tiger or Mintberry Crunch.

 

[gd]

We've been on the same page these last few polls.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Iron Sheik!

 

[Coco]

Get the fuck out of here, you pedo.

 

[The Brain]

How am I the only one who voted Stormtrooper?

 

[The Crock]

I want Coco to survive the wedding.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Pierce Brosnan. Umm I'm not calling him though.

 

[Coco]

Don't worry, Horace. I have my ways. He's responded to two pieces of my fan mail.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Why isn't LJL an option?

 

[Miko]

I'll call Brosnan, he sounds even better on the phone than he does in person anyway.

 

[Mr. Truth]

I read Pontius Pilate as Peter Potomus, so I'm going with Peter Potomus. Just make sure you got that thing he sent you.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I voted for GD, but I wanted Sully.

 

[Coco]

Sully isn't a man yet.

 

[Sully]

I kinda expected to be on the list too...I am quite disappoint. But I suppose that is true. Wait..is the job for ring bear taken? You better watch out..you don't want Undertaker coming in and chokeslamming you during the wedding, or Triple H showing WV videos of you flirting with the wedding planner.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I'm the necessary black man.

 

[Барбоса]

I feel that this guy should play a prominent role

Spoiler

 

[The Best]

I voted for your grandfather, based on your last threads/polls in here he seems to be an interesting man

 

[LigerBomb]

I'm the best man there is at what I do and what I do ain't important.

 

[UltimateHitman]

I nominate Captain Jack Sparrow.