I may have found the trifecta.

[Coco]

May have.

She's not what you'd traditionally consider a looker, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Also, she's extremely kind but I've heard rumors that she just acts kind to everyone while actually harboring a deep hatred for many people which she'll never express. If that's true, I could see her stepping out with a knife one day.

But she's definately smart. Which is paramount. Not the studio.

I will not be posting pictures.

Discuss.

 

[gd]

She must have some hidden agenda if she's going for you.

 

[Coco]

Oh. No. I found her. She doesn't know who I am.

 

[gd]

Being on the offensive is always a good strategy. You'll have to do something to "Wow" her right off the bat though. Tell her you have a huge penis.

 

[Coco]

I think I might go to a social gathering I know she'll be at, pretend to be polluted, and do the pee-pee dance. Then I'll meet her when I'm soberand in a position of authority. I hope she's as interesting as her academic writings have led me to believe.

 

[gd]

There's usually a strong correlation.

 

[Coco]

I wouldn't know. N = 1, the one for me.

 

[gd]

Trust me on this one.

 

[Coco]

I can't believe she's real.

How do you go about asking a woman to shave her head? Also, what kind of restraints should I use if she says no? Will I enjoy her crying during the shaving as much as I did during V For Vendetta?

God, look at me prattle on. I haven't felt like this in ages.

 

[gd]

You can't just come outright and suggest it. Either slip some sort of chemical into her shampoo or pretend you have cancer.

 

[Coco]

And I want her to go through chemo for me. Of course.

You're a sneaky little fucker, you know that?

 

[gd]

Not go through chemo. Pretend you have cancer and shave your head. Everyone who cares about you will shave their head to support you. Haven't you seen Scrubs?

 

[Coco]

No, but I think I may have repressed daddy issues.

 

[gd]

Depending on how you spin that, it could also be a plus

 

[Coco]

"I need you to fill the hole in my heart that my father tried to fill with his love. Also, I wouldn't mind you asking me who my daddy is while we're in the act."

Rate.

 

[Murfish]

I'm not sure if being smart is important to me anymore. It doesn't change shit when you're in high school.

 

[Coco]

You're too young to be a cynic.

 

[Murfish]

Really...does intelligence matter? I imagine it will later in life.