I love country girls

[Freddy4190]

I really fucking do. They're so laid back and chill. All the girls around Richmond, the city girls are stuck up and have this holier then thou attitude. Bitches. I'm talking to a girl from South Carolina right now and she's got that SC twanggg. Ugh, that shit is sexy. I dunno why I find that attractive.

 

[Scotty]

'Cause it is.

 

[The Dewbliners]

My best friend lives in SC now, and she picked up the twang. Never before did I think she was sexually attractive. Now, when I talked to her earlier, I asked her if she'd leave her fiancee, and marry me.

 

[Scotty]

My best friend lives in SC now, and she picked up the twang. Never before did I think she was sexually attractive. Now, when I talked to her earlier, I asked her if she'd leave her fiancee, and marry me.

'Atta boy.

 

[Freddy4190]

She was talking about how she wasn't gonna have sex until marriage and whatnot, I totally broke her of that. Fuck your values.

 

[Scotty]

That pimp Beer Money shirt did it, didn't it?

 

[BOSS Productions]

Boom De Clap De Clap clap
Boom Boom Clap, Come On Here We Go
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap
Pop It, Lock It, Polka-Dot-It (Whoa, Whoa)
Country-fy, Hip-Hop It (Yeah, Yeah)
Put Your hawks In The Sky, Move Side To Side (Hey, Hey)
Jump To The Left, Stick It, Glide

 

[Scotty]

Boom De Clap De Clap clap
Boom Boom Clap, Come On Here We Go
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap
Pop It, Lock It, Polka-Dot-It (Whoa, Whoa)
Country-fy, Hip-Hop It (Yeah, Yeah)
Put Your hawks In The Sky, Move Side To Side (Hey, Hey)
Jump To The Left, Stick It, Glide

I approve this message......when she turns 18. But not quite a real southern accent.

 

[Freddy4190]

That pimp Beer Money shirt did it, didn't it?

Probably. It's pretty sexy.

Boom De Clap De Clap clap
Boom Boom Clap, Come On Here We Go
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap
Pop It, Lock It, Polka-Dot-It (Whoa, Whoa)
Country-fy, Hip-Hop It (Yeah, Yeah)
Put Your hawks In The Sky, Move Side To Side (Hey, Hey)
Jump To The Left, Stick It, Glide

Is she close to 18 yet? I totally would. Only if she's 18 though.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Probably. It's pretty sexy.



Is she close to 18 yet? I totally would. Only if she's 18 though.

18 this coming November.... Until then, she's persona non grata.

 

[Scotty]

Probably. It's pretty sexy.



Is she close to 18 yet? I totally would. Only if she's 18 though.

Beer Money can so easily be quoted in real life.

Woman: Honey, the condom broke!

You: SORRY...BOUT YO DAMN LUCK!

*You skedaddle on outta there*

November 23, 2010 is when Miley turns 18...thanks Wikipedia!

 

[Freddy4190]

She's not as ugly as everyone puts her out to be. She's just famous, very famous. Very popular. There's always that group of people that hate something because it's incredibly popular.

 

[Freddy4190]

Beer Money can so easily be quoted in real life.

Woman: Honey, the condom broke!

You: SORRY...BOUT YO DAMN LUCK!

*You skedaddle on outta there*

November 23, 2010 is when Miley turns 18...thanks Wikipedia!

 

[BOSS Productions]

She's not as ugly as everyone puts her out to be. She's just famous, very famous. Very popular. There's always that group of people that hate something because it's incredibly popular.

Well , ya but the same was said about Vanessa Hudgens until we saw her naked never doing that again.

 

[Scotty]

Well , ya but the same was said about Vanessa Hudgens until we saw her naked never doing that again.

Those were good pictures.

 

[Scotty]

Beer Money can so easily be quoted in real life.

Woman: Honey, the condom broke!

You: SORRY...BOUT YO DAMN LUCK!

*You skedaddle on outta there*

Part 2

9 months later

Man: Child support? You bitch!

Woman: I guess...IT PAYS TO BE ROODE!!!

*She skedaddles on outta there*

 

[BOSS Productions]

Those were good pictures.

her nipples covered her tits , I barfed a little.

 

[Scotty]

her nipples covered her tits , I barfed a little.

They didn't cover that much.

 

[BOSS Productions]

They didn't cover that much.

still pretty unpleasant in my opinion.

 

[Scotty]

still pretty unpleasant in my opinion.

Eh to each his own.

 

[Freddy4190]

Oh. Another reason why I love country girls. They're not all like.. they dont take hours to get ready, or care if they have one strand of hair out of place. Jeans and a tshirt, so simple. I love that.

 

[BOSS Productions]

Oh. Another reason why I love country girls. They're not all like.. they dont take hours to get ready, or care if they have one strand of hair out of place. Jeans and a tshirt, so simple. I love that.

Some country girls have no teeth though , that is the only thing I don't like about them.

 

[Freddy4190]

Stereotyping. Tsk.

 

[BOSS Productions]

Stereotyping. Tsk.

sorry, but it could be true.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Ctiy<Country!
I'd rahterr bonk city boy! Its ture,,itd damn ture!