I Like Ellisman And I'm Not Ashamed To Admit It. Here Is My Thread Dedicated To Him.

[Y 2 Jake]

The guy get's a rough deal on this forum, for no reason that I can think of. So in tribute to him I've come up with this thread. It's [Official] title is, THINGS THAT ELLISMAN IS BETTER THAN.

I'll start off by saying scurvy and mushrooms.

 

[Lee]

Shelton Benjamin

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Standing in dog poo.

 

[Sparky]

Shelton Benjamin.

 

[Sparky]

Shelton Benjamin standing in dog poo.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Chocolate that you've dropped on the floor that is now covered in fluff.

 

[Sparky]

Ice cream that has the Fuzzy Ice things ontop.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Kids who make noise in the cinema.

 

[Sparky]

Is he better then a window licker?

 

[Lee]

Shelton Benjamin eating a chocloate ice cream with fluff in it whilst standing in dog poo, being pinned by Santino Marella. (EDIT in the ciname, making noise!)

 

[Tastycles]

A bird shitting on you.

Being raped.

 

[Lee]

A bird shitting on you.

Being raped.

By shelton Benjamin

 

[The Doctor]

Shelton Benjamin shitting on kids who are loud in the cinema because they are being raped.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Derf.

 

[The Doctor]

Shelton Benjamin shitting on kids who are loud in the cinema because they are being raped by Derf eating fluffy ice cream.

 

[Leeds Guy]

Santino, but then again who isnt?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Santino, but then again who isnt?

John Morrison, Shelton Benjamin, Kurt Hawkins, Zack Ryder, Paul Burchill, The Miz, Roots Manuva etc.

 

[The Doctor]

John Morrison raping Shelton Benjamin who is being noisy in the cinema while shitting on Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder while eating fluffy ice cream and listening to Roots Manuva.

 

[TwistofRKO]

Being force fed sleeping pills after (Shelton Benjamin) cut your eye lids off.

 

[E7]

weeee i feel the love!!!!

 

[E7]

I'm better than Shelton Benjamin making love to a pig....

 

[FromTheSouth]

TM

 

[gd]

Michelle McCool

 

[THE Madcap]

people that hate on Shelton Benjamin for no reason...

 

[E7]

lol