I just don't get it

[pyrusane]

My gf breaks up with me a few days before Valentine's Day (which, admittedly, did save me the cost of buying her something). Since then, even though we basically still see each other every day because of a place we both go, she has pretty much ignored me for the last four days or so. Today, she asked me to help her with something, and when I didn't jump at the chance, she got all pissed off.

So tonight I sent her a long, rambling, drunken text message, basically telling her its too hard to be around her all the time and have her just ignore me, so I'm gonna take a break for awhile and she won't have to ignore me cause I won't be there.

She texts me back a little later and just says "Please don't leave. Please."



IDK what the hell to think...

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Try to get back with her?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Go to where she is and blow her off.

She will then blow you off, if you know what I mean. Don't sweat it. You'll be back together soon.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

...you should know what's likely going on here, Toats McGoats.

 

[Cookie]

Don't fall for her shit, she just wants to use you. Ignore her.

 

[Scotty]

My gf breaks up with me a few days before Valentine's Day (which, admittedly, did save me the cost of buying her something). Since then, even though we basically still see each other every day because of a place we both go, she has pretty much ignored me for the last four days or so. Today, she asked me to help her with something, and when I didn't jump at the chance, she got all pissed off.

So tonight I sent her a long, rambling, drunken text message, basically telling her its too hard to be around her all the time and have her just ignore me, so I'm gonna take a break for awhile and she won't have to ignore me cause I won't be there.

She texts me back a little later and just says "Please don't leave. Please."



IDK what the hell to think...

The strip club she dances at?
Sorry, I had to do it.

 

[ColdPlay3r]

she just doesn't want to be lonely, she probably cried at every couple she saw at v-day. ignore her for a awhile and go from there.
if she finds someone during that time off then she is a ****e. go kill her

 

[pyrusane]

Don't fall for her shit, she just wants to use you. Ignore her.

This ^ is eaxactly what I was thinking.

Problem is, I've never been the type of guy that could just end a relationship and move on. I fucking dwell on shit too much...

 

[Kanye South]

Usually it's the guy who breaks up with the girl before Valentines and get back with her the day after....Hmm...

 

[pyrusane]

Usually it's the guy who breaks up with the girl before Valentines and get back with her the day after....Hmm...

Heh, I actually left my first wife the day before our one year anniversary...

Course, that really isn't a very funny story when you get into all the details...

Bah, I'm too old for this shit...

 

[Kanye South]

Heh, I actually left my first wife the day before our one year anniversary...

 

[pyrusane]

Sigh...and it gets better...new text I just got from her...

I don't know. I'm drunk and I just dont know. I miss you and I think I need you.

I'm either very happy or very pissed off right now, and I can't figure out which it is...

 

[The Doctor]

You should listen to cookie. She's a smart one.

 

[Coco]

You lost me at the text where you let her see that you're hurting.

Either there or when you started feeling the hurt.

Be a man.

Pictured: A man.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You can use this opportunity to gain anal, and then leave her. Use it.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

You can use this opportunity to gain anal, and then leave her. Use it.

^^ this. drunk sex is better than no sex.

 

[pyrusane]

You can use this opportunity to gain anal, and then leave her. Use it.

See, now thats what we call putting things in perspective.

On a side note, apparently she's been crying and drinking all day. I've just been drinking. I win.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

See, now thats what we call putting things in perspective.

On a side note, apparently she's been crying and drinking all day. I've just been drinking. I win.

tears create the best lube for anal. Just sayin'

 

[pyrusane]

tears create the best lube for anal. Just sayin'

 

[Coco]

I've been told soap also makes for a decent lube. So try that as well. Kay? Thanks.

 

[Kanye South]

Anal secks is the best secks, you don't even need a latecks.

 

[Kashagi]

I found face moisturiser was fantastic..

(lots of it)

 

[Coco]

If the skin on your penis starts to look like your finger tips after a long soak, I'm pretty you've made medical history.

 

[pyrusane]

If the skin on your penis starts to look like your finger tips after a long soak, I'm pretty you've made medical history.

I'm scared, and strangely aroused...and I'm also ignoring the bitch for a while...let her fucking cry some more, it'll just make it better later...