I just booked a two week holiday in the Maldives.

[Mr Ferguson]

I land in the Ibrahim Nasir International Airport at 2pm local time on Tuesday.

Are you all jealous? you should be. I rich. I earned this money. This is what i do, i have fun, i fuck girls and i live in paradise 24/7. I am a success.

While your all posting away like rats on this shithole ill be getting my dick sucked dry by a 10/10 redhead on my private jet. By the way i named my Jet Candice after my best fuck.

Kind regards, MR Ferguson.

 

[GI Cake]

Have fun.

 

[Suibon]

So what exactly will you do in Maldives besides fucking redheads and making less well-heeled people jealous?
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[Awesome_Miz]

Small penis right?

 

[Harthan]

This guy annoyed me at first but seriously, this is fucking priceless. He's probably a 300 pound greasy fucker sitting in his basement furiously *********ing to furry triple boob hentai.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Somebody has Google.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I fucking love Bill Lesnar. Genius.

 

[Mr. Steve]

I land in the Ibrahim Nasir International Airport at 2pm local time on Tuesday.

Are you all jealous? you should be. I'm rich. I earned this money. This is what I do: I have fun, I fuck girls and i live in paradise 24/7. I am a success.

While you're all posting away like rats on this shithole I'll be getting my dick sucked dry by a 10/10 redhead on my private jet. By the way I named my Jet Candice after my best fuck.

Kind regards, Mr. Ferguson.

Cool. We'll be here posting in this shit-hole with good grammar, so yeah.

Also, I took the liberty of fixing up your post. It's not getting better, no.

My warmest regards, Mr. Steve

 

[Moon Knight]

Your mom's name is candice?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Good for you. nobody cares.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I land in the Ibrahim Nasir International Airport at 2pm local time on Tuesday.

Are you all jealous? you should be. I rich. I earned this money. This is what i do, i have fun, i fuck girls and i live in paradise 24/7. I am a success.

While your all posting away like rats on this shithole ill be getting my dick sucked dry by a 10/10 redhead on my private jet. By the way i named my Jet Candice after my best fuck.

Kind regards, MR Ferguson.

 

[Suibon]

I fucking love Bill Lesnar. Genius.

Bill Lesnar was lovable. If this is Bill Lesnar's alt, then... where's Air Candice?​

 

[a0161613]

I fucking love Bill Lesnar. Genius.

Bill Lesnar, I wish Fergie would just admit this so we could ban him.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

So, this Mr Fart-a-ton booked a two week holiday to Maldives just to get his dick sucked on the flight to Maldives? And he calls himself intelligent.