I Have Returned From the Dark Continent

[Harthan]

Leaner. Faster. Stronger. Wiser.

Africa has this effect on people. I'll now take every possible opportunity to start a sentence with the phrase, "Well, when I was in Africa..." so that everyone I speak to can understand precisely why I'm better than they are.


P.S.

It's because I've been to Africa.

 

[Con T.]

Did you bless the rains?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

30 years and now I finally understand that lyric.

I always assumed it was, "I miss the rains, down in Africa."

Toto be damned!

 

[Con T.]

30 years and now I finally understand that lyric.

I always assumed it was, "I miss the rains, down in Africa."

Toto be damned!

You mean, Toto be blessed

 

[Shotaro]

Leaner. Faster. Stronger. Wiser.

Africa has this effect on people. I'll now take every possible opportunity to start a sentence with the phrase, "Well, when I was in Africa..." so that everyone I speak to can understand precisely why I'm better than they are.


P.S.

It's because I've been to Africa.

Almost racist topic title - love it.

I have a friend who went to Cuba - we've turned him saying "When I was in Cuba" into a drinking game. He went five years ago - he recently went on his honeymoon to Egypt. I expect the drinking game will change.

Glad you enjoyed your trip Harth, welcome back.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

You mean, Toto be blessed

No, you can't be a member of the IWC and love Toto. It fails the three degrees of separation of IWC catastrosphes game that I just made up in my head.

Toto had a hit with the song Rosanna, Rosanna was written about Rosanna Arquette (I think she also starred in the video), Rosanna Arquette is David Arquette's sister (not to be confused with his sister Alexis).

Thus therefore Toto be damned, Asia ruled 1982!

My God I'm old and full of pointless knowledge.

Congrats on your trip Harthan, why don't you tell us about it before this becomes another hilarious Spiderman thread?

 

[Harthan]

Did you bless the rains?

Alas, it is the dry season.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Leaner. Faster. Stronger. Wiser.

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[JGlass]

Dammit Milenko.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Damn you, harthan! I had an engineering physics question that I had to GOOGLE since you weren't around. Took me like 3 extra minutes. I could have been Batman for those 3 minutes.

Do you hate Batman or something?

Dammit Milenko.

^^

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Admit your love for me before I go otherwise you will hate yourselves

 

[Shotaro]

Admit your love for me before I go otherwise you will hate yourselves

No. Never. Mostly because I couldn't watch the video you posted thanks to EMI being whiny little bitches and banning it in the UK - god love 'em.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

No. Never. Mostly because I couldn't watch the video you posted thanks to EMI being whiny little bitches and banning it in the UK - god love 'em.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft punk

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Admit your love for me before I go otherwise you will hate yourselves

You know that you are probably going to die in army. Not from being in war but by giving yourself food poisoning, and it is a terrible thing to lie to someone before their demise. So don't expect anybody to tell you that bullshit.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Welcome back Harthan. Hope you saw some black bitches.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

You know that you are probably going to die in army. Not from being in war but by giving yourself food poisoning, and it is a terrible thing to lie to someone before their demise. So don't expect anybody to tell you that bullshit.

you are quite possibly the biggest asshole I have ever met but at the same time not many people can make me laugh as hard as you do.

 

[ABMorales787]

You gonna run marathons barefooted now?

 

[JGlass]

Welcome back Harthan. Hope you saw some black bitches.

Yeah dude, because you probably never see any in Cleveland.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Yeah dude, because you probably never see any in Cleveland.

it's funny because there are black women in cleveland.

 

[Con T.]

Yeah dude, because you probably never see any in Cleveland.

They all took their talents to South Beach

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Welcome back Harthan. Hope you saw some black bitches.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

it's funny because there are black women in cleveland.

Wikipedia says that's and understatement:

Spoiler

According to the 2010 Census, Cleveland 53.3% African American, 37.3% White (33.4% Non-Hispanic Whites), 0.3% Native American, 1.8% Asian American, 0.0% Native Hawaiian and other Pacific Islander, 4.5% of some other race, and 2.8% from two or more races. Hispanic and Latino Americans of any race accounted for 10.0% of its population, with Puerto Ricans being the majority of the group.

I say Harthan "saw" Afrikaner women instead.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Do you hate Batman or something?

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