I hate my woodman

[Rusty]

And by woodman I mean a man who delivers wood to me. He always comes over at dinner time. I'm convinced he doesn't eat.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's possible. I don't sleep.

 

[Rusty]

Hes over now. He has a REAL aussie accent.

He made us rush dinner the bastard, and he came 2 hours late.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A man that delivers wood to you, eh? Hmm...

 

[Dark Blaze]

Sam beat me to it..

Sureee you hate him

 

[Rusty]

A man that delivers wood to you, eh? Hmm...

I knew you had to say something

 

[NYSandman]

When I first saw the title of this post, I SO thought it would be about a penis.

 

[Papa Shango]

Lol. He gives you wood.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What do you use the wood for? Or did he just escape from the local mental hospital?

 

[Murfish]

WEIRDzzz

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Lol do you have to whack your wood? To get it into peces?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Could've done without the second question.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

True.

 

[Rusty]

Actually my Dad has to chop up the wood himself. This woodman is very unreliable. He comes 2 hours late and doesn't even chop up the wood. What is this world coming to?

 

[klunderbunker]

What is the world coming to when a man can't even get wood anymore?

 

[Rusty]

The world will be doomed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I need to know what that wood is used for!

 

[Rusty]

We have an old school fireplace in my house. It only starts up with wood in it. Its pretty fricken awesome. We have a split system heater but that gets too hot after like 10 minutes.

So the fireplace gets used daily in the winter.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

You have to burn your wood? Your a sick man.

 

[Rusty]

My Dad is obsessed with fire. He usually stares at the flames for 20 minutes when it starts up.

No joke.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It sounds like you live in a second world country.

 

[Sparky]

get your own wood works for me. and its fucking cheaper.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You live in Australia. Australia. Don't talk to me about cold.

 

[Rusty]

I heard it gets absolutely freezing in England.

 

[Sparky]

You live in Australia. Australia. Don't talk to me about cold.

I live in tasmania Australia. TASMANIA FUCKING FREEZING here dude. we get the antartic breeze.