I found Jesus Today....

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

He was standing out in front of Home Depot. I paid him like 10 bucks to come over and install a new ceiling fan out on the porch. True Story, lo

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You Mean Hey soos.

Funny thing though i saw the virgin mary in a box of twinkies.

 

[Bernkastel]

was she bleeding out her ass?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

was she bleeding out her ass?

You know i couldnt tell you. As soon as I saw her Moses came into my house parting everything, even my mothers legs. It was a horrific site.

 

[Bernkastel]

It could have been worse, it could have been your fathers

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It could have been worse, it could have been your fathers

True. wouldve been wierd though. my dad is dead. But thats where Hey soos comes in too ressurect him.

















































Or sell him a burrito.

 

[Bernkastel]

what a coincidence, mine too

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It sucks not having your father around. At least for me. We were very close. My condolences to you.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Well I woulda thought his name was Hey-Sous, cept that he fucking turned the water in my fish tank into Md 20/20. It tasted kinda fishy, but it still gotcha drunk. lol

 

[Uncle Sam]

Clever. You amuse me.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Why thank you. lol