I am a heartless bastard

[Bernkastel]

Three bird eggs, two salamanders and a chipmunk.... those are the causalities of me mowing my lawn

 

[SavageTaker]

You Bastard. How could you.

 

[Moon Knight]

Somebody call the Chip N Dale!

Killing a poor chipmunk.

 

[Bernkastel]

You Bastard. How could you.

I didn't bother to swerve out of the way?

 

[Bernkastel]

I did find it strange to see a nest with three eggs in it lying on the ground

 

[SavageTaker]

Oh, then that makes things much better.

Did you see them and still kept on mowing?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, then that makes things much better.

Did you see them and still kept on mowing?

The salamanders I didn't see, but I admit... I swerved to hit the chipmunk those little bastards have chewed a hole through my trashcan

 

[SavageTaker]

Let's just say "accidents" happen.

 

[Bernkastel]

Let's just say "accidents" happen.

LOL

Although I did find strange to see a nest with 3 eggs in it lying on the ground

 

[E7]

Everyone has dark secrets we have to hid.

None of mine are this dark, however.

 

[Lee]

 

[Bernkastel]

Everyone has dark secrets we have to hid.

None of mine are this dark, however.

This is nothing compared to that time that deer ran into my car

 

[The Dewbliners]

I once encountered a rabbit whilst cutting my grass. Stopped on the spot, and ran in terror. True story, though it should be noted I have a severe fear of rabbits. Long story.

 

[SavageTaker]

This is nothing compared to that time that deer ran into my car

Let's go with that story. The deer ran into the car, not the car into the deer.

 

[Bernkastel]

Let's go with that story. The deer ran into the car, not the car into the deer.

No it voluntarily ran into my car... it's like it wanted to die

 

[E7]

Suicidal deers?

Everyone is mental these days for fuck sake.

 

[SavageTaker]

 

[Bernkastel]

Suicidal deers?

Everyone is mental these days for fuck sake.

Suicidal deers, birds laying their eggs on the ground, chipmunks chewing holes through trash cans... yep it's a sign of the apocalypse

 

[E7]

Suicidal deers, birds laying their eggs on the ground, chipmunks chewing holes through trash cans... yep it's a sign of the apocalypse

I should change my name to 666man to declare this as fact.

Yay or nay?

Just for shits and giggles.

 

[Bernkastel]

I should change my name to 666man to declare this as fact.

Yay or nay?

Just for shits and giggles.

you should

 

[Fuel The Fire]

i would rep you for it

 

[Bernkastel]

I once encountered a rabbit whilst cutting my grass. Stopped on the spot, and ran in terror. True story, though it should be noted I have a severe fear of rabbits. Long story.

Did you have an incident as a child?

 

[Fizzy]

 

[secret titan]

You can always blame the killing on video games... just sayin'

 

[ztwhite]

Imagine all the unmentioned insects that also perished at the hands of your John Deer blades... it will help you sleep much better this evening.