Robert Roode Fan
Occasional Pre-Show
Okay, This is a joke thread, so please understand that, this is not taken to be serious.
First off I would have the tag title match won by El Doritio, he clearly deserves it because he is making wwe a lot of money.
Then I would have the battle Royal instead of a tribute to Andre the Giant, I would make the trophy about Vince Russo or Dixie Carter, but Russo has talent so nah. I would even have Dixie come out and bury every wrestler on the roster
Just like she does in tna, and make it about her like she does in tna. Brock leasner is thrown out after deciding not to be in the taker match and Dixie Carter wins.
Then I would change the Divas to not even being on the show. I would have them instead do Total Divas live DURING Wrestlmaina. Then I would have them compete in a foot tickling contest. So they all have to take off their shoes and socks off and have their bare feet tickled with a feather for 30 minutes each. I would not have Aj compete in this because she is marrying cm punk and this would make punk and wwe look bad. On a serious note I love and hate tickling, love it because it turns me on, hate it because it is lame, I wish I did not have a fetish for it, should have never watched Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles, though I only like women getting tickled.
Then I would have the sheild match end after Road Dogg pins Romain Regins, setting up Road Dog to win the wwe title at Summerslam from the winner of the main event, he is the future after all. I would fire Reigns after this, the guy is to old to be in fighting, he might get hurt.
Then Triple h vs. Daneil bryan, I would have Bryan win, only to taken out by hunter.
Then I would cancel the Bray Wyatt and Cena match because they become gay for each other.
Then I would have Gilberg replace Brock leasner and have him beat Taker in a Stone Cold ET mask on a pole match.
Then I would have a triple threat match. Bryan is to banged up so out comes Shark Boy. Shark Boy looks at Orton and Batista and then Batista leaves the ring. Then Shark Boy pokes Orton and Orton lays down and Shark Boy pins orton to win the title. FINGERPOKE OF DOOM TWO, and we all know that made WCW a force to be reckon with.
Then Batista, Orton, HHH and shark boy have a celebration in the ring and shark boy is the new face of the authority and the wwe.
Opinions, thoughts? How would you make the card worse, what horrible changes would you make?
First off I would have the tag title match won by El Doritio, he clearly deserves it because he is making wwe a lot of money.
Then I would have the battle Royal instead of a tribute to Andre the Giant, I would make the trophy about Vince Russo or Dixie Carter, but Russo has talent so nah. I would even have Dixie come out and bury every wrestler on the roster
Just like she does in tna, and make it about her like she does in tna. Brock leasner is thrown out after deciding not to be in the taker match and Dixie Carter wins. Then I would change the Divas to not even being on the show. I would have them instead do Total Divas live DURING Wrestlmaina. Then I would have them compete in a foot tickling contest. So they all have to take off their shoes and socks off and have their bare feet tickled with a feather for 30 minutes each. I would not have Aj compete in this because she is marrying cm punk and this would make punk and wwe look bad. On a serious note I love and hate tickling, love it because it turns me on, hate it because it is lame, I wish I did not have a fetish for it, should have never watched Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles, though I only like women getting tickled.
Then I would have the sheild match end after Road Dogg pins Romain Regins, setting up Road Dog to win the wwe title at Summerslam from the winner of the main event, he is the future after all. I would fire Reigns after this, the guy is to old to be in fighting, he might get hurt.
Then Triple h vs. Daneil bryan, I would have Bryan win, only to taken out by hunter.
Then I would cancel the Bray Wyatt and Cena match because they become gay for each other.
Then I would have Gilberg replace Brock leasner and have him beat Taker in a Stone Cold ET mask on a pole match.
Then I would have a triple threat match. Bryan is to banged up so out comes Shark Boy. Shark Boy looks at Orton and Batista and then Batista leaves the ring. Then Shark Boy pokes Orton and Orton lays down and Shark Boy pins orton to win the title. FINGERPOKE OF DOOM TWO, and we all know that made WCW a force to be reckon with.
Then Batista, Orton, HHH and shark boy have a celebration in the ring and shark boy is the new face of the authority and the wwe.
Opinions, thoughts? How would you make the card worse, what horrible changes would you make?
