How will Jim Ross finish off Cole?

[Cats Pajamas]

We all know Michael Cole is in for a world of hurt tonight. Forget that Cleveland loving, puppies oggling, Mania Ruining old fart Jerry Lawler and his awkward looking dropkicks; Cole is up against Jim "Hack the Bone" Ross.

I'm pondering what JR will use as a finisher?

Personally, I'm looking for JR to use his outstanding agility to Swanton Bomb him to hell. I think that would be just great. Or something with thumb tacks.

Then he ought to shock the fans and turn heel on Jerry Lawler. That would be awesome, because he would be a funny heel.

What are your thoughts? Should I quit smoking dope before watching World Whatchamacallit Wrestling? I need your super awesome feedback.

 

[TheNewStyle]

I would like to see anything that makes Michael Cole tap out. Perhaps the ankle lock as revenge. But out of the poll, I like Walls of Jericho the most.

 

[berlinbrawler]

Wow. I was thinking "What the hell has he been smoking" even before I read your last sentence.

Sure, I'd love nothing more than JR doing a swanton bomb off the top turnbuckle. Hell, let him make a dive off the titantron. But JR is just too lazy, so it won't happen. (What a selfish prick, really.)

The most likely scenario is Cole tapping out (again) to the ankle lock and then being forced to kiss JRs feet and/or ass.

 

[TheFatManFromYoutube]

I would like to see anything that makes Michael Cole tap out. Perhaps the ankle lock as revenge. But out of the poll, I like Walls of Jericho the most.

Oh God not the Ankle Lock, You dont want Kurt Angles Twitter getting hacked again do you?

I see this match ending with The Ankle Lock too(Cole and Swagger have gotten JR and Jerry in it so much they it will add the "Cole tapping out to his own move" spit in the face to cole thing, But don't forget in previous matches JR has used the Stunner.

So my Guess is the Stunner or the Ankle Lock.

 

[Savior with faith 101]

ive got to admit when this feud started i was looking forward to WWE using the veterans to put over the youngsters. Swagger and Cole have been there, done it all, Coles voice is synonomous with all the great WWE matches from Rosa Mendez vs Layla to Hornswaggle vs Mini Boogey man.

I was really hoping theyd give the "young guns" Jerry Lawler and JR the rub as their just the future of the youth movement, after all there were rumours of Zack Ryder vs JR at next years Mania for the title....

I thought this was a nice quote from Vince though:

"JR is one of the cleverest and brightest men ive worked with. I have a tremendous amount of respect for him and would never consider a storyline which would embarrass or diminish his image in any way. Im just hoping him and Jerry can fill the 60minutes weve given them for this match as well as Cole and Jerry used their 20minutes at Wrestlemania, after all no one wanted to just see Cole get his ass kicked and then move on, did they?"

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

Given his love for 'Dr Death' Steve Williams, I'm going for 'Good Ole' JR using the world's slowest ever Oklahoma Stampede.

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[mr_dna]

OMG Stunner,Stunner

But as a swerve it would surprise me if Stone Cold Delivered it dont forget SCSA was pissed his decision was reversed at mania and with Tough enough still on TV its gets Stone Cold on tv and the announcers to say you can also see stone cold on WWE tough Enough

 

[King Blitzkonic]

Given his love for 'Dr Death' Steve Williams, I'm going for 'Good Ole' JR using the world's slowest ever Oklahoma Stampede.

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Finlay, what are you smoking and why aren't you sharing? All joking aside though, I wouldn't mind seeing the Oklahoma Stampede. But let's go one up if we're going the Dr. Death route: BACKDROP DRIVER! I'm sure JR will have had enough BBQ to get Cole up there ehehehe

 

[Syborgg]

He'll choke out Cole with his belt. Thus causing WWE to fire JR and King walks out in protest like he did when they fired Miss Kitty. Then mercifully this awful angle is put to rest.

Either way I just want it to end and for Cole to get away from the announce table. Be the RAW GM or Swagger's manager whatever, but enough is enough.

 

[Mr_billy]

We all know how athletic JR is so I'm expecting no less then a Sooner Press(Hindu Press) Unless he goes for the all out power game, and then it will be a Sooner Press Slam( Ala Ultimate Warrior)

 

[Cats Pajamas]

Jeez, and I thought I'd see posts longer than the health care reform bill about how stupid this and that is. WZ posters DO have imaginations! I wish there was a Super Rep button for all y'all! I still wanna see a JR monster heel turn tho... maybe he could spill BBQ on one of the kiddos in the front row?

 

[Greg4WWE]

am i the only one that sees a Jack Swagger face turn tonight? Or at the very least him leaving Cole out there alone to get his butt kicked?

 

[OHHuDIDNTno]

I c a face turn also... I just wish the would end this feud and go on into telling us who the GM is!!

 

[Greydon]

If he is going to do a finisher. It will be the finisher from a man that he has called the best when it was delivered. I am talking about a Stone Cold Stunner. Why? @ mania it was the stunner that caused the DQ for king, and now it would be the Stunner that ends this horrible feud period.

 

[FreedomOfMan]

I'm also expecting a Heel turn from J.R. but it's the ultimate swerve. Now I don't know if this has been done before, but before J.R. pins cole, he tags King in for the Pin:

right when King is about to pin cole, J.R. Catches king with the BBQ Bonanza (Test Drive) and drags cole to pin king and it's done. J.R., cole and swagger celebrates, and J.R. then begins to take out his BBQ sauce and pours the words C.R.O. on Kings back and announces that he, Cole and Swagger are now known as the CRO: Cole Ross Order, and the tagline: It's a Cole day in hell.

I got 5 bucks on that. Even though the title is not on the line, Cole is now the World Heavyweight Champion, but retires, leaving the belt in the air again for Del Rio and Christian.

 

[ChiefAlot]

This is a fun Thread. Good to see Imagination is still alive. I have to go with the sooner stampede. Sooners suck tho. Gig Em Aggies!

 

[davidslayer]

You guys are insane, I see this happening though:

Cole an Swagger chase JR to the back right away, then a few minutes later, while Lawler's getting beat down, the arena darkens, and we see a flash of light, and something moving swiftly through the air, the lights turn on it's Good ol' Jr flying in on a harness and hes got an orange, blue, green Jeff Hardy wig on, he ''Hulk Hogans" his shirt and "barbecues up" and proceeds to give Cole an Swagger front slaps left an right, an runs an jumps to the top rope and hits them both with a *Whisper in the barbecue sauce!* (Jerry does his usual fist drop schtick) But no one cares because J.R is running around like Rick Steiner barking an growling at Josh Mathews..
Jr finally gets his wits back and picks Cole, Swagger up and does a double Twist of Barbecue cap fate, he pins 1,2,3.. Thee end.. ( Next up Divas!|)(we pause our stream)

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

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[FunKay the Inevitable]

With a gun hopefully

 

[az-gordon]

rip that sore of his foot hopefully

 

[The_Misson]

I see Jim Ross coming out in sumo wrestling attire and channeling his inner rikishi and yokozuna. Then he will use a stink face followed up by a banzai drop to pin Cole.

 

[az-gordon]

hahaha yeah that would be funny

 

[Smartie]

I hope he puts his dick in Cole's mouth.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

Wouldn't be surprised if there is a BBQ grill ring side.. That's right, he will kill him with high cholesterol.

 

[Stormtrooper]

He won't. Cole will execute a poor attempt of a Schoolboy rollup-pin, and Cole/Swagger will win.