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[Eternal Dragon]

Jonathon Coachman, is starting to do more and more outside projects and WWE wanted someone that was 100% committted to WWE. Coachman has been getting more and more outside work. He comes from a sports broadcasting background and many feel he is looking to go back to that and get more stability in his life especially now that his wife and he are expecting a child Coachman also has interviewed with ESPN and is waiting to hear back from them. Theres no confirmation that he's leaving WWE but more speculation that he'll be cutting back with WWe and expanding elsewhere.

PWInsider

Why is the world so cruel?

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Dragon

 

[Lil Wes]

That would own.

His sports braodcasting > his WWE shit by miles and miles.

 

[Moon Knight]

THANK FUCKING GOD!!!!!


The Coach sucks! I hope he leaves outright!

 

[Eternal Dragon]

What is wrong with you people? To never hear Coach's entrance music ever again- it's breaking my heart!

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

If he shows up on ESPN I would freak out beyond belief. It would be priceless.

 

[Lil Wes]

You poeple obviously don't watch CSTV.

He and Todd Grisham do football and baseball games.

 

[justinsayne]

What the fuck is CSTV?!.... you do realize not everybody gets that channel right?

 

[Slyfox696]

I do'nt understand why they keep giving Coach announcing jobs on Raw when he sucks at them and doesn't want to do them.

 

[Moon Knight]

You poeple obviously don't watch CSTV.

He and Todd Grisham do football and baseball games.

Have it never watched it. I only know is terrible WWE stuff.

 

[Lil Wes]

College Sports Televison.


And no, only people with satellite.

 

[Alex(Killer Of Dreams & Legends)]

thank god he might be going away he was wasted tv personal with the wwe .... and he's also a crappy annoucer

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Dragon, because you're so special.. I'll give you these gifts.

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[justinsayne]

Dragon, because you're so special.. I'll give you these gifts.

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Will, please for the love of god, just step away from the 15 year old

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes Will. Leave that job to me.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Will, please for the love of god, just step away from the 15 year old

Is there a distance requirement?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yes Will. Leave that job to me.

Shes all yours.

 

[justinsayne]

Is there a distance requirement?

Well considering that the last one was in a whole other country with an ocean between the two of you, and that still wasn't far enough, this time we're just gonna have to ship one of you to the moon

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll take Dragon and Becca away from Will. Just for safety's sake of course.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Well considering that the last one was in a whole other country with an ocean between the two of you, and that still wasn't far enough, this time we're just gonna have to ship one of you to the moon

LOL Well, if shes as special as the last one was.. the moon isn't far enough. hahaha

No fear, I won't be the guy for Dragon. Klunder's all over her. Well, maybe not in a physical sense.. that I know of.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'll take Dragon and Becca away from Will. Just for safety's sake of course.

Have fun explaining the latter to Cola.

 

[klunderbunker]

You know Will, that line about the moon not being far enough, was in a frightening way close to sweet. Now how far away do you need to get to get away from me Will? That is the question.

 

[klunderbunker]

Have fun explaining the latter to Cola.

He's in Prison. what's he going to do about it? I'm more than willing to move to San Antonio and fly between tehre and Cena's house to visit Dragon.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You know Will, that line about the moon not being far enough, was in a frightening way close to sweet. Now how far away do you need to get to get away from me Will? That is the question.

Well, I try with the sweetness. Some would say I'm like that with everyone, while I'd tend to believe its only for specific ones.

As far as the distance between you and I.. you know as well as I do, that not even restraining orders can keep us apart.

He's in Prison. what's he going to do about it? I'm more than willing to move to San Antonio and fly between tehre and Cena's house to visit Dragon.

I don't wanna break it to you.. but you have about as much chance as myself, Cola, or ANYONE else.. regarding Shawn Michaels to Rebecca, or John Cena to Dragon.

Unless you're the star of Supernatural in Dragon's case.. she might make a special acception for you then.

 

[klunderbunker]

Will, all I'm worried about is if the traps I have set for you are enough to keep you out of my bedroom. As for Michaels, I don't think that's an issue. As soon as Becca comes near him or even thinks about removing a stitch of clothing, Shawn would superkick her then run away looking for a church. As far as Dragon, she and I can watch supernatural all day with Cena while I find her pics of Marysse. See I have this all planned.

 

[justinsayne]

Will, all I'm worried about is if the traps I have set for you are enough to keep you out of my bedroom. As for Michaels, I don't think that's an issue. As soon as Becca comes near him or even thinks about removing a stitch of clothing, Shawn would superkick her then run away looking for a church.

And then Becca would sit up like Taker, and proceed in chasing him, and then would tackle and rape poor HBK when she catches him, so in other words HBK would be screwed