Hollyoaks

[Y 2 Jake]

Why has the best soap on TV not got it's own thread? Anyone watch it last night? Kick ass show. Glad Tina died, but I dould have done with Mercedes getting it too. Can't stand either of them.

If you think Niall is dead then think again. I have heard a rumour that we'll be getting an awesome late night Hollyoaks in November. I hear he get's his cock out, should be great.

I remember the awesome late night episode when Luke got raped and Max lost his virginity to Chloe Bruce ''The Moose''. Happy days.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm glad that Tina died too. Although I could have done with all of them dying to be honest. They're all really annoying. Niall didn't think it through very well, did he? He should've used a lot more explosives to be honest. He also should have hit Jack harder.

Don't worry about Mercedes Jake, HIV will get her eventually. Probably. To anybody that doesn't watch Hollyoaks, she has HIV. My joke is only tasteless because Hollyoaks is tasteless. And better for it to be honest.

Still, the first storyline I was really into - the gay one, obviously - was a tad ruined by the cowboy showdown that took place. Was fucking stupid.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Doesn't everyone in Hollyoaks currently have AIDS and aren't all of them gay? Okay, I'm exaggerating slightly. But it's only slightly. Anyway, I love Hollyoaks. I'm quite surprised you 2 do, the only people I know that watch it are teenage girls. As for best soap, it's tied with Eastenders. hich is like the most unrealistic thing ever; meaning I love it.

More late night shows? Can't wait. The last ones were great. You just know naughty things are going to happen. Yay naughtiness. Niall obviously isn't dead. People like Niall don't die. Well, not yet anyway. One final storyline with him will be great.

And I'll add the list of people happy to see Time dead. Eugh bitch.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm glad that Tina died too. Although I could have done with all of them dying to be honest. They're all really annoying. Niall didn't think it through very well, did he? He should've used a lot more explosives to be honest. He also should have hit Jack harder.

You'd think that a foolproof plan would have worked in Hollyoaks.

Don't worry about Mercedes Jake, HIV will get her eventually. Probably. To anybody that doesn't watch Hollyoaks, she has HIV. My joke is only tasteless because Hollyoaks is tasteless. And better for it to be honest.

She'll be around for years. Mark Fowler of 'Ender had it, and he was kicking it market style for years. Never ill, they only bought it up when he wanted to knock boots with some local talent. then he vanished and died in a bike crash. So you never got the satisfaction of watching him go all crumbly.

Still, the first storyline I was really into - the gay one, obviously - was a tad ruined by the cowboy showdown that took place. Was fucking stupid.

10 year vet right here.