Help me! A midgets locked me in the boot of his Ford Capri!

[Miko]

He says vote for John Cena over Ultimate Warrior or he is going to do some pretty messed up stuff, last I saw he had a jar of Uncle Ben's, a washing line and "The Culture Club, Greatest Hits" on vinyl. Every vote for Warrior is making it worse.

Remember, if you dont want these bad things to happen to me, vote for John Cena, thats John Cena if you dont want me to get tortured by the Boy George loving midget. Remember, John Cena!

 

[Moon Knight]

So....Let me get this straight. You want me to vote The Ultimate Warrior?

 

[Miko]

Pretty sure its more about what the midget wants at this point, this guy is like Tyrion Lannister on steroids.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I voted Cena.



Now where's that midget?

 

[Miko]

Yes, thank you PaperGhost

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

You're welcome.




There's no midget is there?

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

I voted for John Cena. Thank me later