I was just thinking about forming a faction based off the 7 deadly sins, but with today’s Superstars.
• Envy – Internet Champion – Zach Ryder (Envious of having an unsanctioned Title or making everyone else envious that he’s a part of this group.)
• Greed – Million Dollar Champion – Ted Dibiase (Ummmm…duh!!)
• Lust – Divas Champion – Kelly Kelly (K2 needs a Heel turn anyway. Who better to portray “Lust” than the Divas Champ??)
• Wrath – Intercontinental Champion – Cody Rhodes (He’s mad that his face is the way it is and he’s taking it out on everybody else. I understand that Pride fits him better, but Wrath wouldn’t work for…
• Pride – United States Champion – Dolph Ziggler (He is “Perfection”. It just fits.)
• Gluttony – World Champion – Mark Henry (I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t mean cause he eats too much. I’m referring to him as a glutton for dishing out pain.)
• Sloth – WWE Champion – John Cena (Get it?? Plus a Heel turn would be nice.)
I would call them, “SALIGIA”!! I’d have Ted Dibiase and Zach Ryder gun for Air Boom while I’m at it. They both have Titles that don’t aren’t official WWE Championships, so why not?? Look at that list of names. Who’s going to stop them from taking over the WWE?? Who!?
Now to the Attitude Era version.
• Lust – Stacey Keibler – Seriously, Stacey Keibler.
• Envy – Chris Jericho – Envious of Superstars more successful than himself, and making other less successful envious of him.
• Gluttony – Kurt Angle – Again, not for food, but in this case, for Gold.
• Pride – The Rock – The People’s Champ. A very proud Superstar. Proud of his family history and his own accomplishments and he will let you know about it.
• Wrath – Stone Cold Steve Austin – Stomping a mud hole in your @$$.
• Greed – Ric Flair – 16 Time World Champion, more like 22 Time World Champion, but with his greed, who’s counting.
• Sloth – Hulk Hogan – Get it?? If Cena is Brandon Routh, then The Hulkster is Christopher Reeves. Yeah, that doesn’t sound as funny as I first thought it, but oh well!!
I’ll be back with a post-Attitude Era / pre-PG Era version later.