Heh

[Milkyway!]

So it seems I've finally gotten my schedule under control. Between Gals, church, wrestling, school, and homework some of you may have noticed I've lost the time for WrestleZone. Well the strings are finally tied, and I have time for one of my favorite activities again. Wrestlezone.

Glad to be back, I really hope you guys are as happy to see me as I'm happy to have time to be here.

Congrats to TM, and congrats to NSL. I return on the day you guys get modded. I'm your goodluck charms.

 

[Mr. TM]

You are our good luck charms. We must now split you in half.

 

[D-Man]

MILKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Sup kid.

 

[NSL]

You are our good luck charms. We must now split you in half.

This could be difficult. Do we split him into 100 1%s, or 50 2%s?

 

[X]

Gals? Milky's got bitches?

 

[D-Man]

I think he pours Milk all over his bitches... Man-milk.

 

[NSL]

Gals? Milky's got bitches?

Milky attracts them like no other...I don't get it.

 

[Milkyway!]

Gals? Milky's got bitches?

Haha, I've just been talk to a bunch of girls as of late. None of them seem to suit me as well as I would like them to. Chloe is annoying everyother day, Katy is on her period every other day, Amber has a baby, and Alyssa has a boyfriend. So yeah, Gals are kinda out the window, hence I have time.

EDIT: Tottally forgot Ale, turns out shes 13. That devilish liar.

 

[X]

...Who has a baby? Dude, anyone with a baby at your age...steer far, far away from them.

 

[Mr. TM]

Milkarchie.

 

[Milkyway!]

...Who has a baby? Dude, anyone with a baby at your age...steer far, far away from them.

Lol, shes actually the only one I would date out of the bunch outside of Alyssa. Shes 17, going on 18 in less than a month now. But yeah, shes pretty flipping awesome. Her child is the coolest child ever too. But yeah, I'm not responsible enough to take care of myself, let alone a child.

 

[gd]

Kill the child, then you can be together.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Get with the one with the child...at least you know she'll give you some.

 

[Milkyway!]

Err, actually. She doesn't believe in pre-marital sex. We go to the same church, but yeah. She made a few mistakes.

 

[X]

...Doesn't believe in pre-marital sex? And she has a kid as a teenager?

I'm baffled.

 

[Lee]

...Doesn't believe in pre-marital sex? And she has a kid as a teenager?

I'm baffled.

 

[Ty Burna]

...Doesn't believe in pre-marital sex? And she has a kid as a teenager?

I'm baffled.

It's that whole born again virginity thing.

And yes I'm baffled as well.

 

[X]

Lol, the "born again virgin" thing is such bullshit. There's no reset button on your hymen, sorry.

 

[Ty Burna]

Lol, the "born again virgin" thing is such bullshit. There's no reset button on your hymen, sorry.

Unfortunately....my girlfriend was watching a medical show and apparently you can get a surgery to have it replaced.


So yes, there is a reset button. Why on earth a woman would want to is beyond me.

 

[X]

Yeah but it doesn't take back the penis that was already in you.

 

[Ty Burna]

Yeah but it doesn't take back the penis that was already in you.

Repressed memories syndrome.

 

[X]

If you don't stop contradicting me I'm going to break your hymen Ty.

 

[Ty Burna]

If you don't stop contradicting me I'm going to break your hymen Ty.

And yet the whole time contradicting you, I'm agreeing with you in a contradictory way.

 

[gd]

If Milk is that good, he'd be able to make her believe in it.

 

[Minor League Brian]

You were gone? No, seriously...

And I almost dated a pregnant 16 year old. True story. She's trying to talk to me again.