"Heath Slater is the dumbest human being I've ever met."

[Coco]

The latest issue of WWE Magazine features an interview with Wade Barrett and he comments on a rumor that occurred last year indicating that both he and Drew McIntyre had been deported from the United States due to their respective work visas expiring. Neither wrestler was deported, but in Barrett's case, he had to return to the United Kingdom to apply for a new work visa.

Regarding the rumor, Barrett said, "I once read a rumor that I'd been deported. After the original Nexus invasion, it was reported that WWE had failed to arrange my necessary working papers. Allegedly, there had been a mix-up or a huge oversight, and the Internet claimed both Drew McIntyre and I had been deported. Nonsense.

"I've come to realize how little attention I should pay to the "news" as reported online."

Barrett was also asked on resisting the urge to punch Heath Slater in the face everytime he sees him backstage.

"I pride myself on being an intelligent human being. I encourage other people to educate themselves as well. And, without of a doubt, Heath Slater is the dumbest human being I've ever met," Barrett says.

"I love Heath; he's a great guy. But Heath Slater is an imbecile. I can tolerate his ridiculous haircut and his over-the-top mannerisms—floating around the room and such—but when he opens his mouth, my blood really starts to boil."

To the surprise of absolutely nobody.

 

[Uncle Sam]

When he opens his mouth, my brain automatically filters in white noise. I wondered why until I read this.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Does this mean he's dumber than Mason Ryan? Unbelievable.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

NO! Not the One Man Rock Band!?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Does this mean he's dumber than Mason Ryan? Unbelievable.

There's a Welsh joke to be had here. I won't be having it, however. I'm no bigot.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Does this mean he's dumber than Mason Ryan? Unbelievable.

Mason Ryan can speak and read Welsh, which makes him smarter than the average bear.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No bigotry to be had from these Englishmen. No siree.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I'm surprised most people with Welsh as a first language can read welsh. No small accomplishment.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Hes still accomplished more than three-quarters of the Ging population worldwide.

 

[Daniel]

Does this mean he's dumber than Mason Ryan? Unbelievable.

Mason Ryan studied at Cardiff University. He looks and wrestles like a moron.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Mason Ryan studied at Cardiff University. He looks and wrestles like a moron.

Cardiff is like Staffs though, right? They have places to fill, so they fill them with whoever they can get.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just like the New Nexus. That's one for the wrestling fans among us.

 

[ABMorales787]

Hes still accomplished more than three-quarters of the Ging population worldwide.

Crimson and Sheamus stand alone as that last quarter I suppose.

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

I also think Heath is an idiot, but I don't think it is done intentionally. Just listen to that accent.

He does seem like a nice guy, though.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Crimson and Sheamus stand alone as that last quarter I suppose.

Thats why I didn't say the whole population.

Plus, Conan O'Brien is in the final quarter, and a few others who I don't care to remember.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Just like the New Nexus. That's one for the wrestling fans among us.

 

[Arsenal 4 life]

Everytime I see Heath , I call 911. But then I remeber its just his hair

 

[Y 2 Jake]

....you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Smartie]

one of the nights when they had the original cool nexus attacks, wwe stars tried to get them and they escaped.

some wwe stars chased the nexus, including mark henry, but all of a sudden slater came from behind and tackled henry and then passed by. this man is so dumb i think he could become a main eventer easily.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Great jokes.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

one of the nights when they had the original cool nexus attacks, wwe stars tried to get them and they escaped.

some wwe stars chased the nexus, including mark henry, but all of a sudden slater came from behind and tackled henry and then passed by. this man is so dumb i think he could become a main eventer easily.

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I think the general consensus was that there was some sort of food cart exiting the building. That or Mark Henry also suffers from being thick. Mentally that is.