Remember when we had that Wrestlezone Tournament? That was fun, right? all shits and giggles, and everyone left with a nice pink balloon, right? Who won again, I'm not really sure. Guess it was probably Steve Austin. I'll be on the Hogan ballot next year. Anyway, I remember, in the first round, we had a match between Randy Orton and Terry Funk. And it was a wild, back and forth affair. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, it was a lot of uninformed fans choosing the wrong guy to go over. Now, I wouldn't be so much of a prick about it, but it was literally people that were, and are, uninformed about Terry Funk, the wrestler. And My God, it wasn't like it was noobz who are just complete fucktards. No, all many of the names are respected, known entities on this forum. Some are, or have been, Mods for Christ Sakes. Not that, you know, infinite knowledge on Terry Funk is critical to being a mod, just to point out that these are names that are known around these here parts. Shall I sound the horns to bring them on board? I think I shall!
And those were only my select fucking favorite tidbits of ignorance! Yes, I said ignorance, and I don't give a shit, because it's fucking true. Every one of these posters, who granted are intelligent on the sport of wrestling, gave a negative stigma to Terry Funk, as the "Hardcore Wrestler". Hardcore Wrestler? Who fucking said a damn thing about Terry Funk as a Hardcore Wrestler? RTo answer your question, ECW and Vince McMahon. It is my belief that Terry Funk's legacy isn't exactly tarnished by his work as a "hardcore wrestler", but that people forget everything else about Terry Funk because this is the most available media outlet to which you can see Terry Funk. First, let's rewind this a little bit; Terry Funk is Not, I repeat, Not a Hardcore Wrestler. Has he wrestler in Hardcore matches before, and has he wrestled them well? Yes, but saying Terry Funk wrestles Hardcore Matches is like saying that since Hulk Hogan's in TNA, he shall forever be known for his days in TNA. That logic, good sirs, is pure, unadulterated shit. Terry Funk used to wrestle one hour wrestling clinics with Harley Race and Jack Brisco, but nooooooooo, he's a fucking hardcore wrestler, isn't he? He and Ric Flair put on the greatest match in the history of Flair's fucking career in an I Quit Match at Clash of the Champions IX, and event that my father went to, and still kept around in his collection. But noooooo, because Vince McMahon wants us to believe such, he is absolutely a Hardcore Wrestler, isn't he?
First, let's start with the source of the problem, in his time in Eastern Championship Wrestling, in which he wrestled against Stan Hansen, Abdullah the Butcher, and the like, in Texas Tornado matches, and Texas Death Matches, and any other match you can prefix with Texas. And here's where we begin, in 1993, with the new belief that Terry Funk is a "hardcore wrestler". Mind you, he would come back to WCW, and wrestle in Colonel Rob Parker's stable with Meng, and his other two guys. I think one of them was Jack Swagger's dad. Anyway, so he goes to WCW, and the Hogan Era begins in earnest. So Terry goes back to what is now "Extreme Championship wrestling". At this point, Terry Funk has to adapt to the fans, and though he used to use weapons, he takes it to an extreme here, pardon the pun. All of a sudden, whispers go around. "Funk's Old. Funk can't wrestle like he used to. Funk is now a hardcore wrestler" And admittedly, Funk can;t do much to stop it, as his age won't allow him to go in the ring like he used to, injuries catch on big time, and what was once one of the best technicians in the world is now a "Hardcore Wrestler". Hardcore my ass.
Which brings us to Vince McMahon. Oh, Vince had Funk on roster before, but he never featured him, because of his style of wrestling, which he felt would make his other, inferior wrestlers look weak. All because Funk doesn't have the look. But now, Vince can wipe away all credibility for Funk as a great technician. Now, he smells blood in the water; he can be a hardcore wrestler. And that's just how he can portray Terry Funk now; he can portray Funk as a punch drunk old man on his last legs, who wrestles Hardcore Matches. Again, that doesn't make it try in any sense of the word, but that can be Terry Funk's new persona, because frankly, Vince didn't create Terry Funk the technician. No, he didn't do a damn thing for Funk the technician, but as a hardcore wrestler, he can be seen as this raving lunatic. What is it, Middle Aged and Crazy? Was that his gimmick any time he was brought back to the WWE? And that is the lasting impression, and that's how fans, who quite frankly, don't know any better, will see him as. Not a Great Southern Technician who most look foolish, and not a man who can tell a story like no one else in the ring. No, he's a hardcore wrestler, and such a hardcore wrestler, that no one stops to remember the legacy in which Funk rightly deserves, as one of the best all around wrestlers in the ring. No, not just a hardcore wrestler, but a man who can sell a match as if his life were on the line every night. A guy who's promose tugged at your heart, and either made you love him or hate him. A guy who's wrestling was just as good as his promos, which overall makes him one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.
No, no.... Terry Funk is a Hardcore Wrestler. I've made my stance clear. Has Terry Funk, "The Hardcore Wrestler", hurt his legacy?
Terry Funk is at an immediate disadvantage because this isn't some bat shit crazy match. It is just a simple one on one submission or pinfall to a finish. I could see Funk dishing out some punishment to Orton, but ultimately, that RKO can come from no where. Keep in mind that Funk is a legend, but Orton is a Legend Killer. I see an RKO ending Funk's tournament bid early.
My vote goes to Orton.
My vote is going for Orton, simply because of the fact that while I know Terry is able to put on some proper matches, I will always think of him as a hardcore wrestler, in ECW, and I think that's one of the things that's gonna make Orton go over him, because I think Orton is able to put on a better overall wrestling match.
I mean Orton as of late, in the past year's time has been absolutely golden, and has been winning world titles here and there, as opposed to Terry Funk who, while he has the accomplishments superior to Randy, hasn't held as many world titles.
From a Kayfabe view, I see Randy pulling this one off in a grueling match, but will have a superiority solely because of the fact that there's no hardcore rules involved.
Randy Orton
Now, Im not going to bash Terry Funk or anything like that. I happen to like and respect Terry Funk. However, other than tearing his body up in countless hardcore matches, He really has never impressed me.
Orton, right now, is one of the ten best in the ring in the history of the WWE. You can discount him for working in this era, but his ring psychology is bar none the best in the business. Not a single move looks out of place. For this reason, Funk stands no chance. Funk needs an opening, and Randy never provides one. If this were a hardcore match, I would give Funk the edge, but there comes a point when voting for someone because they were old school becomes ridiculous. Randy is ten times the wrestler, one hundred times the athlete, and just as ruthless. Orton wins this match and I think it's a glorified squash.
And those were only my select fucking favorite tidbits of ignorance! Yes, I said ignorance, and I don't give a shit, because it's fucking true. Every one of these posters, who granted are intelligent on the sport of wrestling, gave a negative stigma to Terry Funk, as the "Hardcore Wrestler". Hardcore Wrestler? Who fucking said a damn thing about Terry Funk as a Hardcore Wrestler? RTo answer your question, ECW and Vince McMahon. It is my belief that Terry Funk's legacy isn't exactly tarnished by his work as a "hardcore wrestler", but that people forget everything else about Terry Funk because this is the most available media outlet to which you can see Terry Funk. First, let's rewind this a little bit; Terry Funk is Not, I repeat, Not a Hardcore Wrestler. Has he wrestler in Hardcore matches before, and has he wrestled them well? Yes, but saying Terry Funk wrestles Hardcore Matches is like saying that since Hulk Hogan's in TNA, he shall forever be known for his days in TNA. That logic, good sirs, is pure, unadulterated shit. Terry Funk used to wrestle one hour wrestling clinics with Harley Race and Jack Brisco, but nooooooooo, he's a fucking hardcore wrestler, isn't he? He and Ric Flair put on the greatest match in the history of Flair's fucking career in an I Quit Match at Clash of the Champions IX, and event that my father went to, and still kept around in his collection. But noooooo, because Vince McMahon wants us to believe such, he is absolutely a Hardcore Wrestler, isn't he?
First, let's start with the source of the problem, in his time in Eastern Championship Wrestling, in which he wrestled against Stan Hansen, Abdullah the Butcher, and the like, in Texas Tornado matches, and Texas Death Matches, and any other match you can prefix with Texas. And here's where we begin, in 1993, with the new belief that Terry Funk is a "hardcore wrestler". Mind you, he would come back to WCW, and wrestle in Colonel Rob Parker's stable with Meng, and his other two guys. I think one of them was Jack Swagger's dad. Anyway, so he goes to WCW, and the Hogan Era begins in earnest. So Terry goes back to what is now "Extreme Championship wrestling". At this point, Terry Funk has to adapt to the fans, and though he used to use weapons, he takes it to an extreme here, pardon the pun. All of a sudden, whispers go around. "Funk's Old. Funk can't wrestle like he used to. Funk is now a hardcore wrestler" And admittedly, Funk can;t do much to stop it, as his age won't allow him to go in the ring like he used to, injuries catch on big time, and what was once one of the best technicians in the world is now a "Hardcore Wrestler". Hardcore my ass.
Which brings us to Vince McMahon. Oh, Vince had Funk on roster before, but he never featured him, because of his style of wrestling, which he felt would make his other, inferior wrestlers look weak. All because Funk doesn't have the look. But now, Vince can wipe away all credibility for Funk as a great technician. Now, he smells blood in the water; he can be a hardcore wrestler. And that's just how he can portray Terry Funk now; he can portray Funk as a punch drunk old man on his last legs, who wrestles Hardcore Matches. Again, that doesn't make it try in any sense of the word, but that can be Terry Funk's new persona, because frankly, Vince didn't create Terry Funk the technician. No, he didn't do a damn thing for Funk the technician, but as a hardcore wrestler, he can be seen as this raving lunatic. What is it, Middle Aged and Crazy? Was that his gimmick any time he was brought back to the WWE? And that is the lasting impression, and that's how fans, who quite frankly, don't know any better, will see him as. Not a Great Southern Technician who most look foolish, and not a man who can tell a story like no one else in the ring. No, he's a hardcore wrestler, and such a hardcore wrestler, that no one stops to remember the legacy in which Funk rightly deserves, as one of the best all around wrestlers in the ring. No, not just a hardcore wrestler, but a man who can sell a match as if his life were on the line every night. A guy who's promose tugged at your heart, and either made you love him or hate him. A guy who's wrestling was just as good as his promos, which overall makes him one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.
No, no.... Terry Funk is a Hardcore Wrestler. I've made my stance clear. Has Terry Funk, "The Hardcore Wrestler", hurt his legacy?