Happy Valentine's Day Game

[D-Man]

So, this just kind of popped into my head.

Since today is Valentine's Day (and it sucks balls), think of the most inappropriate gift that you could give a significant other while staying within the theme of the holiday. Post your responses here and pictures, if possible.

For me, I give my significant other my heart...

 

[JGlass]

Flowers.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

A book:

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Taking her to see a movie starring Matthew McConaughey

 

[Con T.]

A pearl necklace

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Ha! Be you thought I was gonna do it, huh? Yeah, I'm too mug of a puss, and don't know if it'd get me banned

 

[D-Man]

A pearl necklace

Yeah, I'm too mug of a puss, and don't know if it'd get me banned

It would.

 

[Alex]

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[TheFreshPrints]

A neck massage.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

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[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I am going to cut off my ear and give it to her.