Happy Fathers Day

[Hazardous]

I know not many people on here are even old enough to have kids, but some of us are Fathers. So to all of us that are, Happy Fathers Day to you.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

This is the one day of the year that I regret selling my children.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

This is the one day of the year I drink my fucking ass off, and beat my children.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I do that everyday, the only difference is that I beat other people's children instead.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I don't even have children. But, if I did, this would be the day of the year they would fear most. No question.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I do that everyday, the only difference is that I beat other people's children instead.

You wanna come over?

 

[ABMorales787]

My daddy won't pick up the damn phone!!

Get off the fucking bathroom already!

 

[Hazardous]

Haha. Well, all joking aside. I don't get to see mine too often, so Fathers day is one of those days I rather enjoy. Especially seeing the look on my Ex's face knowing she has to drop our daughter off. That's the best gift of all

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Daddy, if you just let us out of the dungeon, we'll gladly go and get you presents."
"Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again."

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

This is the one day of the year I drink my fucking ass off, and beat my children.

This isn't the first time you've mentioned beating on family members Nick...

 

[justinsayne]

My daddy won't pick up the damn phone!!

Get off the fucking bathroom already!

Exactly how large is your "daddy"?

my guess...

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