Guess who's been picked for jury duty...

[Showtime]

and does anyone have any good ideas on how to get out of it?

 

[Khalifa]

Just say your sick I guess.

 

[Fizzy]

That sucks...

 

[Tastycles]

Go, then when they say what the case is, say you know one of the witnesses.

 

[Khalifa]

Or say you have a holiday planned during the time you are meant to be during jury.

 

[Slyfox696]

Go into the jury selection process with an old WWF Mankind shirt, partly tattered. Find some old blue jeans, rough them up, and go in there. Don't shave for a few days. Wear socks with holes in them, and sandals.

Lord knows I wouldn't want my fate in the hands of someone like that.

 

[klunderbunker]

What is so bad about jury duty anyway? Don't you get paid for it?

 

[Showtime]

I'm taking spring courses and they start the week of the trails. My jury coordinator told me they were doing a few trials between May 5 to the 29th. One would even be about a month long.

 

[Showtime]

I do still have a mohawk. If I maintain it and let the middle really grow out it could freak some lawyers. Sly is right, best idea is to go a mess... that or act racist.

 

[Pimpin]

and does anyone have any good ideas on how to get out of it?

Say that you have autism.

 

[Mr. TM]

Kill the processor. That is how I got out of mine.

 

[Showtime]

I like your thinking TM. What's a processor look like and what weapon do u recommend?

 

[Mr. TM]

balding and use a hack saw.

Hey, imagine if you were one of my jury members for my trial!

Conflict of interest right there. You'd probably get off because of it!

 

[Showtime]

shh TM. Who knows, one day, I might be your one ticket out of jail

 

[Mr. TM]

just get the instructions on an escape route tattooed on your body, then get into prison, and we will escape that way

 

[justinsayne]

and does anyone have any good ideas on how to get out of it?

Jury duty sucks, you want a way out, do what I did fall asleep during jury selection

What is so bad about jury duty anyway? Don't you get paid for it?

Yes, but not much, it's like a quarter an hour if that, and it's mind numbingly boring, I was on call for Jury duty for a month at the end of the month I got a check for a whopping $12, this was for a about 2 and a half days of jury selctions over the course of the month

 

[Mr. TM]

I believe here it is like $5 an hour.

 

[BooCocky]

and does anyone have any good ideas on how to get out of it?

Say you know the officer or victim(s) involved

 

[Mr. TM]

Fake your own death?

 

[Showtime]

done

 

[Mr. TM]

Adios Show.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Tell them your racist or that you'll be opting for the outcome that'll get you home and in the pub quicker.

 

[Uncle Sam]

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