Eminem's back, yay....let me hold my excitement for a second...Ok I'm good.
Watched the video, it was funny I will give it that. But like the rest of Eminem's music, it was shit. I don't get why this guy is so damn popular. I know he makes it cool for frat boys to listen to hip hop, and his life story is so compelling that I fell asleep during 8 Mile. Really the only decent album he came out with was his very first one The Slim Shady LP. I say that because the only Eminem song I actually enjoyed was Guilty Conscience, though it was mostly because of the premise of the song, and it had Dre in it.
His flow on the mic bothers the fuck out of me for some reason, and I just can't see myself flowing along with this new song. I think this may be part of the reason why I just can't bring myself to enjoying his music, I can't flow along to it. I can flow to any speed rapper like Twista or Tech N9ne, I can flow to the old school G Funk, east coast, etc. But Eminem's flow is just too, how do I put this?, rocky. It seems to me that it starts and stops too often and doesn't have a consistent rhythm to it.
Anyways back to the song, it's your standard Eminem "shock" song where he goes around mocking everyone. Really just bores me to death but everyone loves it because it makes fun of all the celebrities out there. I would much rather have a song that would have actual meaning or a story to it, rather than "Kardashian is a ****e, Lohan is a ****e etc". At least Crack A Bottle was more of a party song, not a great one, but it's decent and I can see a party bumping to it. It's better than Lil Wayne mumbling his way through another song over a shit beat and getting massive play because of all the 14 year old girls simultaneously creaming their panties and requesting it after hearing it once.
So to end this rant, Eminem has solid abilities on the mic, but its the type of songs he puts out there that really bothers me. I actually don't mind his songs that talk about his life, the shit he's going through etc. I think they're actually really solid songs. But shit like "We Made You" has got to go, I thought he would have been bigger than that by now.