Hello, my friends. For those who may not be aware, my name is elegANT and I am the number one contender to the WZCW Elite X Championship.
elegANT stands on a small stage behind a small podium, addressing a group of what looks to be middle school children. Out of the hundred or so kids, about half seem to know elegANT while the rest look on with a look of utter confusion as to who or what is standing in front of them.
Now, let me begin by telling you that I am, in fact, quite a bit nervous. You see, Ive been asked to tell stories from my life. Stories that help to explain how I have arrived at where I am now. However, I have convinced myself, for better or for worse, that I would do little more than bore you all with that. The short version is this: I was not born into wealth, but I worked hard, got a bit lucky, and I now am fortunate enough to live comfortably.
He pauses to take a sip of water from a cup atop the podium.
That often leads to a big misconception about why I joined WZCW. Since I am not doing it for the money, many assume I do it because of I have some sort of fascination with hurting people. This could not be further from the truth and, in fact, leads to the main lesson I want to try and instill upon you today.
As a professional grappler, I am in the combat business, but all of us in WZCW are also in the entertainment business. We go out there and do our best to give the fans the best show we can. How many of you have been to one of our shows?
About a third or so of the kids raise their hands with varying degrees of eagerness.
How many of you had a wonderful time?
All the same kids raise their hands.
Thats what we strive for! And that is what drew me to WZCW. I am very fortunate to have everything that I do and to give back, I try my hardest to share with others. I love to make people happy and by performing in the ring, I can reach more people than I could ever imagine. Hearing the crowd cheer when I come through the curtain is the greatest thing I have ever experienced. At Gold Rush, I fight for the Elite X Championship. My opponent, Kagura Ohzora, fights to both improve her craft and earn money for her family, which I respect. However, she is mostly fighting for herself. I fight for the happiness of every single person in the arena and watching at home.
elegANT takes another drink of water.
Kids, what I want you to understand is that nothing in life is more important than happiness. Making others happy is what makes me happy, so thats what I have dedicated my life to. Young lady, may I ask what makes you happy?
A blonde girl in the front row jumps a bit, surprised to be put on the spot. She thinks for a moment before answering.
I like coloring and drawing pictures!
Then, my dear, commit yourself to your art and I look forward to seeing your work in a gallery someday. What about you, sir?
A black-haired boy jumps to his feet as he is called on.
I love hockey, Mr. elegANT!
As do I! Hopefully youll remember this lowly ant when you are a superstar in the National Hockey League. You see, kids, there are very few things you can control in your life, but you can do your best to surround yourself by things that make you happy. Now I am going to do just that. I have reserved a section of the Allstate Arena for all of you and your parents.
The kids all start jumping up and down and cheering. Once it dies down a bit, elegANT speaks once more.
I had so much fun today getting to talk to all of you, and as Elite X Champion, I would get to meet so many more people just like you as a true ambassador of WZCW. At Gold Rush, with everyone in this room cheering me on, I will become the new Elite X Champion. Thank you for your support!
The kids cheer again as the scene fades to black.