Keith Kole is sitting on his couch, wearing some red basketball shorts with a grey Miami Dolphins shirt. He looks beyond irritated as Kassandra Kross walks up with a camera in hand.
Kole: Tell me why we're doing this again? The fans are idiots and can't see true talent, just big tits and a win loss record. I don't see the point.
Kassandra ignores her irritated friend and sets up the camera. Once it's ready she motions at Kole and turns the camera to record.
Kross: Why should the fans vote for Keith Kole?
Kole looks at the camera, irritation disappeared and replaced by the usual Keith Kole charm.
Kole: It's obvious why they should vote for me. I am STILL the future of this company. Look beyond the wins and losses and appreciate what you have in front of you.....a man dripping in charisma and eager to learn and improve. The wrestling can be learned, what I bring to the table cannot. Some of you laugh and mock me amongst your friends, and you all shall be proven wrong, real soon.
Kole sits forward, his typical smirk replaced by pure determination as he stares daggers into the eyes of all the fans that will be watching this video.
Kole: So, why should you fans vote for me? Because I will be here day in and day out, night after night. I'll be the one working his ass off to get his ring skills up to par with his talent on the mic. Six months, twelve months, hell sixty months from now, Keith Kole will be here. I'll be here because I love this business and I'm honored to be given a chance to live my dream. I'm not going anywhere.
And you can't say that about the other two. Annie? Sure she's piled up the wins so far, but what happens when Lil Hacker Annie slips up and her precious organization gets her put behind bars? She can't be relied upon by this company you all say you love. WZCW deserves better than Annie.
Kole licks his lips slowly before continuing his campaign.
Kole: As for Alice? Well, she's not one to count on either. She didn't even know what WZCW was two months ago, and now everyone is ready to push her to the moon! It's ridiculous. You all realize she is a mother to two small kids right? If something happens to her precious lil babies, who you think she's picking? Not WZCW and it's fans. By voting for her, you're essentially voting to keep a mother away from her children...and that is a gross thing to do.
Kole leans back now, picking up a WZCW program he had nearby. He flips thru until he stops on a page, inspecting it closely. After a moment, he looks at the camera smiling. He places the book down on the cushion and goes on.
Kole: If you as a collective group can't see that I am the obvious choice for Gold Rush then maybe I need to look for support from other areas....
Kole stands up suddenly, walking past Kassandra and tapping her on the shoulder as he reaches the door.
Kole: Let's go Kassandra! I know where we gotta go.
With that Keith disappears and it's just Kassandra. She walks over to the couch and looks at the open program. She sees a full page advertisement for "Flex America" she pauses for a moment before looking into the camera.
Kross: Please, vote for Kole. I have no idea what this man is up to right now. Whether you like him or hate him, vote for Kole or I can't help what ridiculous ideas he thinks up next. Please WZCW....Kole for Gold Rush is a win for all involved.
Kole: KASSANDRA!! LET'S GOOOOO!!!!
Kassandra walks over and turns off the camera before rushing out the door after her partner, hoping she can catch up to him.