going to the US soon

[Pole Smoker]

I've got my Scottish accent, incredible ego, game, looks (my ego tells me this) so do I have a good chance at getting some of the amazing American babes? What will work on them?

I'll be in New York but then I'm going to Canada for a couple of days. Will I get babes in Canada too? Any tips?

Also any recommendations as to what I should do in NYC.

Cheers bros

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[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

hi

 

[Pole Smoker]

hi there chum

 

[Pole Smoker]

whats the american azz like?

 

[Pole Smoker]

There is hotter chicks in France tho. Fukin babes over there whats in the water there


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[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

When you come to America, you can have my sisters.

 

[Pole Smoker]

When you come to America, you can have my sisters.

Cheers bro.

Is it possible for me to get a 3some because of my bawwwwwwwwwwwlin accent?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

On a scale of 1 through 14 how bawwwwwwwwwwwlin is it?

 

[Pole Smoker]

probably about 11 or 12 (srs).


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[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Possible but not probable. A tip though, American women seem to love it if you introduce yourself while whispering in their ear from behind. The accent should help.

 

[Pole Smoker]

sounds like a plan.

u US guys seem to be a bit metro with your long hair and abercrombie. us scots are fukin loud and arrogant as fuk and we would never act like idiots to get a chick. could this help me? Basically I think women are going to melt for me.

 

[Pole Smoker]

damn