God is Dead (TNA 2/10 spoilers)

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Spoiler

- Thanks to Eric for the following TNA iMPACT spoilers from tonight's tapings in Orlando , airing on February 10th:

* Immortal opens the show with Eric Bischoff talking about each member of Fortune. Jeff Jarrett calls them out to the ring. Promos from each side here on what they've done for TNA. Immortal attacks but Crimson, Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner run down for the save.

* Winter and Velvet Sky are backstage fihting. Anelina Love breaks it up and wants them to be friends.

* Backstage with Eric Bischoff and the returning Hernandez. Bischoff wants him to join Immortal. Hernandez agrees.

* Brother Devon, Samoa Joe and Rob Van Dam beat Matt Hardy, Brother Ray and The Pope in a tables match. The new Asian guy chased off Pope again and Joe followed. Devon's sons got involved again and helped them win.

* Jeff and Karen Jarrett come out with security and a contract. She talks about Kurt Angle and out he comes. If Angle can beat Jarrett at Against All Odds, he gets full custody of his children. If Jeff wins, then on March 3rd when he and Karen renew their wedding vows, Kurt has to walk Karen down the aisle and give her away. Angle and Jarrett sign the contract.

* Sarita and Rosita are backstage getting ready. Rosita is Divina Fly. Madison Rayne and Tara come in. Sarita says Rosita is her cousin.

* Sarita, Rosita, Tara and Madison Rayne defeat Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Winter and Mickie James. Rosita pinned Velvet when she was distracted by Winter.

* After the match, Mickie talks about being tired of Madison. Mickie calls her back into the ring and they talk trash. Mickie vs. Madison is set for Against All Odds.

* Backstage segment with Kurt Angle and Beer Money, talking about their match with Jeff Hardy and Jeff Jarrett. Angle wants Jarrett's ass. Roode agrees to let Angle have his spot in the match.

* Mr. Anderson beats Matt Morgan for the TNA World Title. Jeff Hardy brings out a ladder before the match and sits on it to watch. Hernandez ran down during the match and attacked Morgan, allowing Anderson to get the pin. Anderson got attacked by Hernandez after the match. Hardy came in and hit a Swanton on Anderson and posed with his belt.

* Robbie E. wins a X Division triple threat contender's match against Suicide and Brian Kendrick.

* Kurt Angle and AJ Styles defeated Jeff Hardy and Jeff Jarrett. After the match, the Jeff's attacked Angle and Styles. Fortune, Crimson and Steiner ran down to make the save. Immortal came down to make it a bigger brawl. RVD came out next to take out Immortal. Immortal took over again until Mr. Anderson came down to clear the ring and end the show.

If you only read one part make it this:

Spoiler

Jeff and Karen Jarrett come out with security and a contract. She talks about Kurt Angle and out he comes. If Angle can beat Jarrett at Against All Odds, he gets full custody of his children. If Jeff wins, then on March 3rd when he and Karen renew their wedding vows, Kurt has to walk Karen down the aisle and give her away. Angle and Jarrett sign the contract.

then

Also:

Spoiler

* Robbie E. wins a X Division triple threat contender's match against Suicide and Brian Kendrick.

Yep.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I like Robbie E.

 

[Disturbed]

I like Robbie E too my dude.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Really? What is there to like about him exactly?

 

[Coco]

You like Robbie E more than Christopher Daniels and Brian Kendrick?

Get outta here.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

You too Coco? What am I not seeing that you guys are?

 

[Fuel The Fire]

in god's name of all face palms

 

[The Holy One]

I never thought I would see another wrestling match for the custody of a kid again.

 

[Coco]

You too Coco?

You're misunderstanding.

Let me be clear: I despise him. I love Kendrick and like Daniels.

Understand?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

* Triple threat contenders match, Brian Kendrick vs. Robbie E w/Cookie vs. Suicide. Winner after stealing the pin from Suicide after the Suicide Machine, Robbie E.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

You're misunderstanding.

Let me be clear: I despise him. I love Kendrick and like Daniels.

Understand?

Oh good, sorry, this whole wrestling for the life of a child thing has my brain warped.

* Triple threat contenders match, Brian Kendrick vs. Robbie E w/Cookie vs. Suicide. Winner after stealing the pin from Suicide after the Suicide Machine, Robbie E.

That supposed to make it better?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Oh good, sorry, this whole wrestling for the life of a child thing has my brain warped.



That supposed to make it better?

Not really but Robbie E is actually a Decent Wrestler he just has a Terrible Gimmick

 

[ABMorales787]

Chill and wait for the summer like you said you would, Tiger.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Not really but Robbie E is actually a Decent Wrestler he just as a Terrible Gimmick

He isn't a decent wrestler, he sells like every move is a chop and has the dullest move set in X division history. I'd go go so far as to say he is a bad wrestler.

Name one match where he has done anything that even remotely resembled anything good. Lethal carried the fuck out of him in their matches and they were barely ok.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Chill and wait for the summer like you said you would, Tiger.

Not saying the X division is crashing to the ground here, but I am perplexed as to why two tag wrestlers and fucking Robbie E got into a PPV match while all those other much more talented high fliers got the shaft.

Also, since you read that post you know I think Robbie is absolute shit and the thought of him going over Suicide and fucking Kendrick has me steamed.

 

[ZeroVX]

You like Robbie E more than Christopher Daniels and Brian Kendrick?

Get outta here.

Holy shit. I agree with Coco.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Who would win in a fight? Shannon Moore or Robbie E?

PS. If Lacey and I ever go to splitsville, only a wrestling match will decide the custody of our child.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I didn't say I like him more than those two, or even make any comparison of the sort; all I said was I like Robbie E. There's no need to stretch for extra meaning just because you can't find anything to do/good porn to wank to

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Shannon Moore I actually like. For what he is (Non-existent it seems) he isn't annoying the fuck out of me. Also, he actually had a good match with Williams last year.

Why stop there, hang the boy in a cage and invite some friends. Have a Rumble match to decide who will raise your kid.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I didn't say I like him more than those two, or even make any comparison of the sort; all I said was I like Robbie E. There's no need to stretch for extra meaning just because you can't find anything to do/good porn to wank to

Never drew a comparison in response to your comment. You said you like Robbie E, I asked why. No comparison in there at all.

 

[Coco]

I didn't say I like him more than those two, or even make any comparison of the sort; all I said was I like Robbie E. There's no need to stretch for extra meaning just because you can't find anything to do/good porn to wank to

I wanked already, so I've gotta do something until I'm ready for a second go. Drawing comparisons is better than drawing most things. Even a bath.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Fact: Only takes me 12 seconds to get hard after the first time.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I wanked already, so I've gotta do something until I'm ready for a second go. Drawing comparisons is better than drawing most things. Even a bath.

It's winter; punch a hole in the ceiling and use a hairdryer on the snow.

Plus I'm totally going to get a Robbie E autograph so he'd better become an awesome WWE champion so I can has be rich

 

[LSN80]

so it will be robbie e vs max vs jeremy? Are you kidding?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

vs max vs Kazarian