Glass Ass: The OFFICIAL JGlass Thread

[justinsayne]

Unjustly,

Bullshit, the better guy won

but hey, what are you going to do? Flash would have had a better chance against Juggernaut than Wolverine.

...And More Bullshit, Wolverine has faced Juggles before he has an idea of what it's going to take to defeat him, Flash has never faced Juggles, & would have no idea of what he'd be running up against, literally.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Unjustly, but hey, what are you going to do? Flash would have had a better chance against Juggernaut than Wolverine.

You voted Jugg just cause Wolverine beat Flash didn't you.

 

[Freddy4190]

I saw the most recent post in this thread was from Freddy4190 and I was like, "Who the fuck is Freddy4190? Some troll?" Then I remembered, and I was like, "OH SHIT!"

That's like, exactly how it happened bro! It was like, woah!

Seriously though, how the fuck is it going Freddy?

I'm alive, haha. Been without internet or a phone or nothing. I'm at my friends now.

 

[GI Cake]

Bullshit, the better guy won

There wasn't solid argument for Wolverine winning other than "ohh his bones are super strong he can't loseeee"

...And More Bullshit, Wolverine has faced Juggles before he has an idea of what it's going to take to defeat him, Flash has never faced Juggles, & would have no idea of what he'd be running up against, literally.

And Wolverine has never been able to beat him without the help of a Telepath. Flash on the other-hand could do a 1,000 things to Jugg's.

You voted Jugg just cause Wolverine beat Flash didn't you.

I voted Jugg because Wolverine doesn't stand a chance.

 

[The Crock]

The argument for Flash was, like, "HE'S SUPER DUPER FAST!"

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

How does any of that video prove that Wolverine can't beat Jugg? Sure Wolverine would get thrown around for thirty seconds but that doesn't mean he can't win.

 

[GI Cake]

The argument for Flash was, like, "HE'S SUPER DUPER FAST!"

If you read any of the arguments (which I doubt you didn't) Flash has the ability to punch out beings much stronger than Wolverine. The entire thread had pictures where Wolverine was knocked out numerous times. All of which were from guys that wouldn't stand a chance against Flash.

 

[GI Cake]

How does any of that video prove that Wolverine can't beat Jugg? Sure Wolverine would get thrown around for thirty seconds but that doesn't mean he can't win.

Should we go back to the other thread where we had Wolverine punched into submission by Hulk, Thing, and Namor? Juggernaut's true weakness comes down to Telepaths.

 

[justinsayne]

You know what happens to an object moving at the speed of light when it strikes a immovable object? Flash wouldn't stand a chance against Juggles. Just drop it & stop being such a whining cunt about it, your boy lost move on.

 

[GI Cake]

You know what happens to an object moving at the speed of light when it strikes a immovable object? Flash wouldn't stand a chance against Juggles. Just drop it & stop being such a whining cunt about it, your boy lost move on.

I wasn't whining one bit. I actually don't mind it at all. Wanna get off your fucking high horse for once in your life? holy shit, you always get on this holier than thou tirade about shit and then you complain about the same shit later. Or should I pull up the 500 post you made about voting against Goku cause you just don't like him?

 

[justinsayne]

Just realized I've officially beaten Stormy in the 11th game in the consolation brackets of Fantasy Baseball, I was down 8-3 yesterday, & made a dramatic comeback to defeat him 6-4, so like yay & stuff!

 

[The Crock]

If you read any of the arguments (which I doubt you didn't) Flash has the ability to punch out beings much stronger than Wolverine. The entire thread had pictures where Wolverine was knocked out numerous times. All of which were from guys that wouldn't stand a chance against Flash.

Pretty sure you messed up there.

I read the thread, but I also looked at it from a far less Flash-leaning perspective than you did. Wolverine was better suited to win the battle.

 

[justinsayne]

http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2012/9/...-wings-executive-says-owners-wont-let-players

Ugh, seriously, stupid shit like this can make it really hard to be a fan sometimes. Not having hockey also makes it difficult to be a fan.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

That moment when the girl you're interested in at the party casually slips that she has a boyfriend into conversation .

100% of the time your response to this comment should be "Yeah, he mentioned you were dating him after we had sex."

Then, just walk away casually

 

[JGlass]

Unjustly, but hey, what are you going to do? Flash would have had a better chance against Juggernaut than Wolverine.

How would Flash be able to stop Juggernaut when the Juggernaut can't be stopped once he gains momentum?

 

[JGlass]

Should we go back to the other thread where we had Wolverine punched into submission by Hulk, Thing, and Namor? Juggernaut's true weakness comes down to Telepaths.

Also untrue. Juggernaut's true weakness comes down to magic. He's immune to telepaths because of his helmet, remember.

 

[GI Cake]

How would Flash be able to stop Juggernaut when the Juggernaut can't be stopped once he gains momentum?

Flash can easily ground Juggernaut by stealing his speed.

Well maybe Barry may not use this ability as willy nilly as Wally West and Jay Garrick (mainly because Flash can move faster than both of them without the need too) the option is there for him to steal Juggernaut's speed and his momentum. The only thing that would have stumped me would be if Flash can do any actual damage to Jugg's. The only way I can see him causing damage to Jugg's if he used the vibrating death hand. But that is something only the Reverse-Flash would use. It's against his moral compass to use it.

 

[DirtyJosé]

That kind of logic is what makes these things suck ass. I say that having a massive e-boner for all people's involved in running it.

But really, panel 7 of issue 130 vol 3 showed the someone did this one thing once and that just means he can do it to anyone anywhere because they never mentioned it again/said they couldn't. Never mind that being a useless ability that never ever gets mentioned when describing what any Flash does.

Of course, when you are arguing with someone who brings out these same guns on you, all of sudden it's all about "ugh, you're only voting for underdogs" or "ugh, you're just trolling".

Saying these things are a popularity contest is rather passe at this point. However, I still see plenty of asshats like Turdwaffle above me who are just as happy to stick their head up their ass and take a long whiff of their own bullshit than play by the rules that they lined up in their arguments.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

You know what happens to an object moving at the speed of light when it strikes a immovable object? Flash wouldn't stand a chance against Juggles. Just drop it & stop being such a whining cunt about it, your boy lost move on.

You know, this has nothing to do with this. But god damn Justin, we've been here forever. Dude, you've been on this site alone for 6 years now. I just realised that in august I've beeen here 5 years.

 

[justinsayne]

Flash can easily ground Juggernaut by stealing his speed.

Well maybe Barry may not use this ability as willy nilly as Wally West and Jay Garrick (mainly because Flash can move faster than both of them without the need too) the option is there for him to steal Juggernaut's speed and his momentum. The only thing that would have stumped me would be if Flash can do any actual damage to Jugg's. The only way I can see him causing damage to Jugg's if he used the vibrating death hand. But that is something only the Reverse-Flash would use. It's against his moral compass to use it.

What's funny is Barry Allen is the Flash being used in this tourny, if you had read the bio you would see that dipshit, your argument is worthless. Also Juggernaut & Superman are two complete different characters with two different sets of powers that have two completely different sources, thus making your argument worthless again. The thing that makes your argument even more worthless is the fact that Flash is no longer in the tourny, & not facing Juggles, I don't know why you are wasting everyone time with this it's over & done with, & lets be honest, Flash should have NEVER made it past Khan, & if Khan had won the tourny would be far more interesting right now. Flash has been overrated & overpowered through out this whole thing by you, you should just be happy with how far the guy got.

 

[justinsayne]

LOL, one of my friends FF leagues is a co-owner league, so he has to work with another guy when it comes to add/drop, trades, etc. They needed to pick up a RB this week, so my friend wanted to put in a request for Andre Brown, his co-owner said no, they need someone who is going to be a starter for the rest of the season... they ended up with Shonn Green. My friend is pissed

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I keep not starting Joe Flacco and I probably should have in my three leagues. It wouldn't have made any difference but I'm afraid when I do, he'll stink up the joint.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Unless Seattle's D can give me 34 fantasy points against the Pack tonight I'm gonna lose to Stormy in the big Yahoo league. No more undefeated Wonderbolts

Both undefeated teams are down 30+ points going in tonight. Though Jake has Lynch and Crosby going tonight so he may stay undefeated with a small miracle

 

[justinsayne]

I have Josh Freeman on my bench as a back-up QB, fuck that guy, welcome to Dropsville. Seriously one completion to Vincent Jackson?!?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I started Jackson is the ESPN league