I'm sitting here at about 11:30, pretty damned buzzed, and I'm getting all nostalgic.
They are actually shooting off some impressive sounding fireworks outside. Man. I'm loving it to death.
I remember back in the day, before Rudy Guliani made it a crime punishable by death, that my uncle would blow 300 bucks on fireworks, and we'd go fucking wild until about 3AM.
I remember the cops STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, to allow my uncle to finish setting off some firework, and waving and honking when we were done.
Now, you're looking at a nightstick up the ass because some assholes blew themselves up. Look, I'm legally BLIND, with very little vision, and I have set off literally thousands of bottle rockets with no ill effect at all. Why must we all be punished for the stupidity of a few?
Kudos to whoever is outside my window right now, tearing up the night with American pride! Fuck these stupid rules!
Happy 4th.
They are actually shooting off some impressive sounding fireworks outside. Man. I'm loving it to death.
I remember back in the day, before Rudy Guliani made it a crime punishable by death, that my uncle would blow 300 bucks on fireworks, and we'd go fucking wild until about 3AM.
I remember the cops STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, to allow my uncle to finish setting off some firework, and waving and honking when we were done.
Now, you're looking at a nightstick up the ass because some assholes blew themselves up. Look, I'm legally BLIND, with very little vision, and I have set off literally thousands of bottle rockets with no ill effect at all. Why must we all be punished for the stupidity of a few?
Kudos to whoever is outside my window right now, tearing up the night with American pride! Fuck these stupid rules!
Happy 4th.