Game: Five Word Impact Wrestling

[WBL]

Well, when I started the Five Word Raw game recently, it got over pretty well, everyone had a lot of fun. So I figure, why not use this game to try to fix something that's more obviously broken?

We're gonna book TNA wrestling!

For all the people who complain about Impact being booked horribly, here's the solution... we're gonna book Impact.

Five words at a time.

Here's the rules...

1) You can only post five words at a time.

2) No time limit on posting, but no double-posting. Meaning that you have to wait until someone else posts five words before you can post five words again.

3) The game ends when nobody posts in it for a week. Then we'll see what kind of Impact we've booked.

4) This, obviously, isn't gonna be a serious show. That's why it's in the bar room.

9) Eye'm The Strongest

Alright. Here it is, Wrestlezone books IMPACT!!

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Tonight on Impact, Samoa Joe...

 

[smizzy]

 

[ABMorales787]

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Tonight on Impact, Samoa Joe...

Is called "fat" by Steiner.

 

[WBL]

This leads to a match...

 

[ABMorales787]

Twinkies on a pole match

 

[It's Damn Real!]

My God! That's Judas Mesias!

 

[Poop Master Flex]

With his manager James Mitchell

 

[WBL]

driving a tiny Shriners car

 

[ABMorales787]

My God! That's Judas Mesias!

He's won the World Championship!

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Now he introduces a custom...

 

[WBL]

outfit for Manik made of

 

[nightmare]

Dixie Carter's slightly used tampons.

 

[Lowdown]

Also featured on tonight's show....

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Bully Ray giving some wood

 

[WBL]

in a Reverse Battle Royale

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Who the hell is that!?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

That's right folks, Lance Hoyt!

 

[Lowdown]

Seriously, the fuck is that?

 

[Cereal Killer]

Nikki and Brie. The Bellas.

 

[Rusty]

Aren't on the show tonight.

 

[Dirk]

Go fuck yourself, Jon Gaburick.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

THEN A SKELLINGTON POPS OUT.

 

[Dirk]

THEN A SKELLINGTON POPS OUT.

Yeah... Uh... It's Manik again...

 

[Aeon Mathix]

As God as my witness!

 

[It's Damn Real!]

That's right! Vince effing Russo!