The show opens with Joey Styles & Matt Stryker standing in the ring.
Style: Welcome ladies and gentleman to the very first edition Guerrilla 1 Wrestling Federations' Guerrilla TV live from the sold out Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, PA! Tonight we kick off two separate tournaments to crown the men's & women's World Tag Team champions. The finals will take place at our first ppv Guerrilla War! Guerrilla War will be held in Yankee Stadium.
Stryker: That's right Joey! Tickets for the event will go on sale next Monday morning at the box office & Don West will be along later with more info on that! Let's talk about what the fans can expect from G1WF. This company is built around tag team wrestling. Our purpose is to bring tag team wrestling back into the prominence it once it enjoyed for decades in this country.
Styles: Exactly.....
Before Joey could finish, he's interrupted by the Beautiful People's theme song, Celebrity Skin by Whole. Velvet, Angelina, & Madison made their way into the ring & snatched the mics away from Styles & Stryker.
Velvet: We came here for two simple reasons, to beautify Pittsburgh one ugly chick at a time, and to be come the tag team champions!
Angelina: The second one will be a walk in the park, the first one, well that might take a while. After all, this IS PITTSBURGH!-That draws loud boos from the crowd.
Velvet: What ever, there's nothing any of you skanks can do about it!
Lovefurypassionenergy pumps through the PA system bringing the crowd to their feet as Lita & Mickie James pose on the stage, then charge down the ramp toward the ring. They slide right in and take Velvet & Angelina down and begin dropping fists on them! Madison grabs Lita's hair & pulls her off Angelina only to be kicked in the gut & tossed out of the ring. Maria, who's refereeing the first match, finally gets things under control & calls for the bell to officially start the match.
Match #1
LITA & MICKIE JAMES vs. THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE w/MADISON RAYNE
Velvet & Angelina get the upper hand early as Mickie plays the face in peril but the tables are soon turned as she manages to fight her way out of the enemy corner! She tosses Angelina across the ring by a handful of hair & leaps on top of her. Angelina eats more fists until Maria pulls Mickie off of her! Mickie walks towards her corner to make the tag to Lita when Velvet runs in attacks her from behind while Madison has Maria distracted! Lita comes into the ring and all four women are throwing down. Velvet & Angelina Irish whip them both to the ropes in opposite directions and attempts to nail them with clothes lines. Lita & Mickie both duck, kick them in their stomachs & hit stereo DDT's, Lita's Snap DDT & Mickie's jumping version! Mickie makes the pin for the three count as Lita keeps an eye on Madison Rayne. Lita & Mickie advance.
Backstage:
Rey Mysterio Jr. & Billy Kidman are hanging out with Aj Styles & Shelton Benjamin when they are approached by TAZ & Samoa Joe
Kidman: How's it going guys, looking forward to the match tonight?
He get's no response as TAZ & Joe just mean mug them and walk away!
Back to ring:
Dave Penzer: Ladies & gentleman the following contest is set for one fall & the winner will advance in the tournament to crown the Women's World tag team champions. Introducing first, making their way to the ring, SARAH STOCK & SERENA DEEB. Their opponents being accompanied by Paul E. Dangerously & representing the Dangerous Alliance: AMAZING KONG & CHYNA! The theme song plays but nobody comes out. Penzer announces them again, but still no one enters. Nick Patrick tells Penzer that he's going to do a ten count. If they don't come out for the match by then, Stock & Deeb will be declared the winners. Penzer relays the message & Patrick starts the count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,...As he about say 9, Paul makes his way out onto the stage with a wicked grin on his face.
A moment later Kong & Chyna sneak attack Stock & Deeb from the crowd and destroy them in the middle of the ring. Kong whips Stock into the corner with so much force that she slams into turnbuckle and collapses to her knees. Chyna throws Deeb to the ropes and catches her with a devastating 'Ron Simmons spine buster'! Dangerously, now at ringside, gives the thumbs up, then the thumbs down. With that, they deliver stereo power bombs to Stock & Deeb. 1,2,3, & the match is over.
Paul grabs the mic and says,
"THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!" He still has that wicked grin on his face as we cut to the back!
Don West: LADIES & GENTLE WE'RE HAVING A HECK OF A SHOW AS WE JUST SAW AMAZING KONG & CHYNA DESTROY SARA STOCK & SERENA DEEB UTTERLY & TOTALLY. MY GOD THE DESTRUCTION! LIKE PAUL E. JUST SAID, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING...FOR G1WF. COMING UP THURSDAY NIGHT YOU CAN CATCH US TBS WITH EVEN MORE TOURNAMENT ACTION AS WE WORK OUR WAY TOWARD GUERRILLA WAR! SPEAKING OF WHICH, MAKE SURE YOU GET IN LINE EARLY BECAUSE THOSE TICKETS ARE GONNA SELLOUT & THEY ARE GOING TO SELL OUT FAST! ANYWAY HERE'S THE LINE UP FOR SHOCK HOUR ON TBS THIS THURSDAY:
LAX w/KONAN vs THE PHENOMENALS, MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS vs RATED RKO, SARA DEL RAY & BETH PHOENIX vs PMS, O.C.C. vs SCREAM QUEENS, AND Y2PUNK vs THE KLIQ. SPEAKING OF THE O.C.C.,TRISH STRATUS & NATALYA, WE ARE GOING TO BE HEARING FROM THEM LATER ON TONIGHT & DAMN IT I CAN'T WAIT! BACK TO JOE STYLE & MATT STRYKER AT RINGSIDE!
Strker: Take a breath Don, gees!
Styles: The next match is gonna be a real clash of styles, no pun intended, as we have two of the greatest cruiserweights in the history of the business taking on two of the biggest bad asses in the history of the business, FILTHY ANIMALS vs. FTW!
Stryker: This is going to be interesting to say the least!
The old Filthy Animals music played as Penzer introduced Rey & Kidman. Rey gave his mask to a kid sitting in the front & the young ladies went crazy as Kidman took off his shirt & threw into the sea of people.
SURVIVE IF WE LET YOU! Penzer introduced FTW who walked to the ring still mean mugging and not acknowledging the fans at all! The got into the ring and stood face to face with the Filthy Animals. Charles Robinson did his best to stand between. TAZ finally took the towel off of his head & looked liked he was pissed off for no reason at all.
Style: This is interesting dichotomy of styles. On one side you have the quick high fliers in Rey Mysterio Jr. and Billy Kidman who love playing to the fans and getting them involved in the match, while on the side, you have size, strength, and unrelenting aggressiveness of the silent assassin Samoa Joe and that miserable son of a bitch TAZ!
Match #3
FILTHY ANIMALS VS FTW
TAZ & Rey Jr. start the match. TAZ goes to lock up, but Rey ducks, rolls, & comes to his to deliver three quick kicks to TAZ's right thigh! TAZ, tries a second time only to have Rey repeat his actions. The third time, Rey delivers the kicks & comes off the middle rope with a drop kick taking TAZ off his feet. TAZ is pissed! He goes after Rey a fourth time & when Rey tries to duck & roll out of the way, TAZ catches him by the legs only to receive a couple of boots to the face. This allows Rey to make the quick tag to Kidman who comes off the top rope with a drop kick of his own. He goes for the pin, but Joe comes into the ring to break it up at 1. As the referee escorts Joe back the corner, Kidman dropkicks him to the floor before he can step all the way back out through the ropes. That gives TAZ the opening that he needs and he catches Kidman and tosses him across the ring with a text book t-bone TAZplex. He gets him in a camel clutch & starts clobbering him with multiple forearms to the face! He drags Kidman back to his team's corner & tags Joe. Joe comes in and starts laying in the kicks one after the other. Then he lifts him up and gives him a belly to belly suplex of his own. Meanwhile Rey is in the corner trying to pump the crowd up. At one point, Joe runs toward the corner and blasts an unsuspecting Rey Mysterio Jr. with a boot to the side. That boot sent Rey crashing to the floor clutching his ribs. TAZ & Joe worked over Kidman for five more minutes while Rey recovered on the outside. Kidman tried to make a few comebacks, but ended up eating more suplexes & TAZplexes. Eventually Rey was back up in the corner waiting for the tag when TAZ was about to attempt to hook on the TAZmission. Kidman managed to escape his clutches, lay flat on his back, & kick TAZ in the face with both feet when he reached down to grab him. He got to his feet and dove into the corner to give Rey the hot tag. Rey Mysterio came in on fire using his speed and quickness. He hit TAZ with a dropkick, then Joe with a dropkick. Next, Rey & Billy hit Samoa Joe with a double dropkick which sent him out of the ring. Kidman went up to the top rope and attempted a shooting star press to the outside only to be caught and suplexed into the front row by Joe.
Style: Oh my god, Kidman just became a spectator.
In the ring, Rey tripped TAZ causing him fall into perfect position for the 619. As he charge across the ring to deliver it, TAZ dropped out of the way just in the nick of time. Rey missed the spin through the ropes but landed on his feet. As he tried to get his balance, TAZ hooked on the TAZmission & Rey had no choice but to tap as he couldn't make it to the ropes. FTW advances. We get a replay of the finish and cut to G1WF GM Ron Simmons' office where he sitting at his desk reading through some documents and smoking a cigar. There's a knock at the door.
SIMMONS: Come in!
(in walk JBL)
SIMMONS: Well I'll be DAMNED! JBL, hows is going man?
JBL: I'm doing great Ron, but judging by the new gig and this plush office, not as good as you.
SIMMONS: It's a job...a GREAT job!
JBL: I hear that.
SIMMONS: What brings you all the way to Pittsburgh? Don't tell me you were just in the neighborhood.
JBL: I was just in time taking care of a little business venture.
SIMMONS: Hell, since you're here, kick ya feet up, light one of these cigars, and enjoy the rest of the show.
JBL: Don't mind if I do. Remember back during the old APA days when we kicked ass for beer money?
SIMMONS: Damn right! But now, we got a whole LOT of beer money! Speaking of which, I got a few calls to make.
JBL: Go right ahead buddy!
After a quick commercial break we get a promo for SHOCK HOUR on TBS-
Barry White sounding voice over:
This Thursday night, G1WF continues it's march toward GUERRILLA WAR with more first round tournament matches as LAX battles The Phenomenals, Y2PUNK faces off with the KLIQ & Trish Stratus makes her long awaited return to the ring as she and third generation star Natalya Niedhart look to knock off the ever gothic SCREAM QUEENS, Daffney & Ms Chif! It all takes place on G1WF's SHOCK HOUR live only on TBS!
Shane Douglas in standing in the ring.
Douglas: You have no idea how great it feels to back in this ring in front of the entire world. Even more importantly, it feels absolutely wonderful to be standing here in the greatest city in the world, my home town of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Let me get right down to business. Welcome the first edition of the Franchise Forum. Please help me welcome my very first guests, Chris Jericho & CM Punk.
Break The Walls Down played over the PA as Jericho comes out, but he stops on the stage holding a mic in his hand. He stands there with a smug look on his face as the sell out crowd boos him.
Jericho: Earlier tonight, my partner CM Punk & myself were asked to come out here and be guests on your little show. We thought about it for about a minute before we realized, that it's just Shane Douglas doing what he always does, looking out for himself...looking to put over nobody...but himself. What better place for Shane to put himself over, than in his own home town. These hypocrites may be blind to your ploy, but Punk & myself are way too intelligent to fall for that! We want give you the satisfaction of being guests on your little forum. It's bad enough we have to perform in that cesspool known as Philadelphia Thursday night, but at least it's a step from this gelatinous, yet cretinous hell hole! Find some other sucker to help put you over Shane! Or better yet, do yourself & the rest of us a favor and retire while you still a shred of dignity left. Your best days were behind you a long time ago.
The crowd responds by calling Jericho an asshole.
Douglas: Just wait a goddamn minute! Do you realize who the hell you're talking too, you self righteous SON OF BITCH! (the crowd erupts) I was main eventing is this business while you were jerking curtain in every organization you ever worked for. Your lucky I don't come up there and...
Jericho: And do what Shane? You wouldn't even make it half way up the ramp before I could destroy you! Just be man enough to admit what the entire world has known for years, your a washed up shell of a has been! You can stand out here & rejoice with your hometown crowd if you want, I have plane to catch!
Stryker: Ouch!
Styles: Indeed! Matt! What Jericho didn't mention is his & Punk's opponents for Thursday night. Their opponents are none other than the Heart Break Kid Shawn Micheal & the American Dragon Bryan Danielson. That's a dream match any way you slice it!
Stryker: Absolutely & speaking of dreams, Trish Stratus makes her return to the ring Thursday night as well. She and her partner Natalya Niedhart face two very vicious as well as bizarre women, Daffney & Your Soul's Tormentor, Ms Chif, collectively known as the Scream Queens. Trish & Nataly by the way are known as the O.C.C. which stands for the Ontario Calgary Connection.
Styles: Speaking of vicious women, it's time for our next match!
CHEERLEADER MELISSA/TARA vs. SARA DEL REY/BETH PHOENIX
A straight forward match with both teams trading the upper hand. Phoenix & Death Rey show off their power while Melissa & Tara counter with their skill and resilience. Eventually Tara takes Beth down with the Widow's Peak as she and Melissa advance!
Next, we get a vid of the history of the SST, then we go to the back to the Franchise who's standing by with them and Paul E.
Douglas: Paul this reunion of sorts has been in the making for a long time & tonight it's finally here. Not only the SST, but the Dangerous Alliance as a whole. We saw Kong & Chyna dominate earlier tonight & I have a hunch we're going to see more of that from these guys.
Dangerously: You're a smart man Shane! Domination is what we are all about! Like I said before, this is only the beginning! As far as Speed Muscle goes, they are going to learn what it's like..to live DANGEROUSLY!
Yoshino & Doi make their way to the ring and start playing to the crowd. The SST charges the ring to attack them but they duck out before they have a chance. Speed Muscle try to utilize their quickness to get the upper hand early, but the Samoans overwhelm them with their size & power. Yoshino and Doi go after their legs and finally get Eddie Fatu off his feet and go for a pin. Fatu shows his strength by launching Doi out of the ring through ropes when he kicked out at 1. While the ref tries to keep Eddie from going to the outside after him, Dangerously pulls out that old school cell phone & blasts Doi in the back of the head! In the end, the Dangerous Alliance end the night 2-0.
Lauren is in the back with Trish & Natalya.
Stratus: I'm glad to be back & can't wait to get back into the ring, but I wish we had some REAL competition, not some goth chicks who dress themselves worse than they wrestle.
Natalya: (laughing)You got that ri...
She's cut off by loud, piercing screams coming from behind them. The camera pans to the left & shows Daffney & Ms Chif laughing!
Styles: Oh my god, I think I've gone deaf!
Stryker: What? I can't hear you! That screaming shattered my eardrums!
Penzer:
Ladies & gentleman the following match is the main event of the evening. Introducing first, being accompanied by Melina, John Morrison & the Miz!
Styles: The Miz fancies himself a chick magnet.
Stryker: Really? From what I hear, it's more like chick repellent!
Morrison: I am John Morrison, your EVERY NIGHT DELIGHT, be jealous.
Miz: I am the Miz, and I am AWESOME...which is more than I can say for the Pittsburgh Pirates. (the crowd boos and starts to chant you suck)
Miz: I suck? That can't be true, I wasn't born here! This city is full of posers!
Stryker: Does the word 'irony' ring a bell?
Miz: Even members of the Super Bowl champion Steelers wanna be something they are not. Nice Lebron impression Santonio!
Santonio Holmes, James Harrison, & few other members of the Steelers are shown sitting in the front row.
Morrison: We don't allow posers into the Palace of Wisdom! We also don't allow All American green horns & Olympic has-beens into the Palace...
The All American Alliances theme, Gold Metal played as they made their way to the ring, pausing for a second to show the red, white, and blue pyro. They get into the ring, climb the turnbuckles to play to the crowd, then Angle & Swagger grab a mics.
Angle: Hey Jack, looks like we got a couple of comedians here!
Swagger: Looks like it Kurt. Too bad their not that funny. Hey Miz, if I was dressing or acting like you do, I wouldn't go around calling myself a 'chick magnet'! You're the biggest tool I ever laid my eyes on. Don't even get me started on your pretty boyfriend over here!(draws ooohs from the crowd) Melina, why don't come over here and hang out with a couple of real men!
Melina: Whatever!(she doesn't have a mic, but camera mic picked it up)
Angle: Are you kidding, Melina couldn't handle real men like us, that's why she hangs out with a tool & a guy who's prettier than she is! (Morrison is now holding Melina back) You wanna call us names, we're something that you'll never be, and have accomplished things that you will never accomplish. Swagger IS an All American! I AM an Olympic gold medalist! What are you? Huh, what have you done! I WON A GOLD MEDAL, WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN NECK!
Swagger: Well, the Miz is All MTV!
Angel: Yeah, and Morrison is all hair and abs! One more thing Miz, you come out here wearing you Lebron James jersey, talking about my, no OUR PITTSBURGH STEELERS!(Draws a huge pop from the crowd), we WON the Super Bowl, the Cavaliers didn't even get out of the conference finals! Oh, it's DAMN true!
Styles: We'll back with match in it's entirety after this quick break!
Back from break:
Guerrilla Replay-From the Filthy Animals/FTW match-Billy Kidman performing the shooting star to outside of the ring only to be caught and suplexed into the crowd by Samoa Joe.
ALL AMERICAN ALLIANCE vs MIZ & JOHN MORRISON w/MELINA
The Miz goes to lock up with Swagger, but Jack goes for his legs and lifts him off the mat onto his shoulder and carries him to the corner and sits him on the top turn buckle. He steps back showing off that classic Jack Swagger grin! The Miz doesn't look too happy. He goes to lock up again, but this time Swagger gets behind him and shoves him into the the other corner. Miz looks upset. He takes his glove off and throws them into Swaggers face! When Swagger goes to grab him, he runs into the corner and tags in Morrison. They lock up & Swagger tosses him across the ring with a text book overhead suplex! Morrison is in pain as he rolls to the outside. Referee Tommy Young starts the count and Morrison rolls back in. Swagger motions to Kurt in the corner & the crowd goes wild! Swagger tag him in and the place erupts! They go to lock up & Kurt gets a double leg take down and goes for the ankle lock, but Morrison escapes to the outside again. Kurt plays to his home town crowd as the ref puts the count on Morrison. Morrison cautiously steps back in through ropes watching & making sure the ref keeps Kurt. When Kurt tries to lock up, Morrison pokes him in the eye and throws him into his teams corner. He & the Miz begin to work over Kurt for a few minutes and taunt Swagger drawing him into the ring only for him to be stopped by the ref every time. Eventually, Swagger gets tagged and turns things back in their favor. Then he and Kurt work over the Miz and Taunt Morrison. The crowd eats it up, especially when Kurt is doing the taunting. When Swagger get's ready to set the Miz of for the Swagger bomb, Melina grabs his foot allowing the Miz to regain the upper hand! He has Swagger worn down and goes for the reality check, Swagger sees it coming and reverses it into another overhead suplex. Both men crawl towards their corner, but Miz gets to his first and tags in Morrison. At the very last second, Swagger manages to tag in Kurt and the place goes ape shit! Kurt start giving out suplexes like they are going out of style! Morrison & Miz eat three each! After giving Morrison the last one, the straps come down! The ever present Melina jumps up onto the ring apron to get Kurt's attention. Kurt plays along for about a second, then turns around to catch one of Morrison's patented kicks to the face. The kick takes Kurt off his feet & Morrison quickly ascends to the top rope to set up Starship Pain. He goes for it, but Kurt moves out of the way and Morrison eats the canvas! Kurt smells blood and secures the ankle lock on him! Meanwhile, the referee is on the other side of the ring trying to separate the Miz and Swagger. This time Melina reaches in and grabs Morrison's hand to try to help him get to the ropes, but Maria comes out and snatches her backwards causing her to let go. Maria then ejects her from ringside! The crowd is on their feet as Angle pulls Morrison back into the middle of the ring and traps him in the ankle lock with both of his legs. Tommy Young rolls back into the ring just in time to see him tap out! The All American Alliance advance!
Dave Penzer makes the official announcement as Angle & Swagger celebrate in the ring!
Styles: Thank you for joining us tonight fans, we'll see this Thursday for SHOCK HOUR on TBS!
Quick results:
Lita & Mickie James defeat the Beautiful People
Kong & Chyna defeat Stock & Deeb
FTW defeat the Filthy Animals
Cheerleader Melissa & Tara defeat Del Rey & Phoenix
SST defeat Speed Muscle
All American Alliance defeat Miz & Morrison
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