Funniest Fake Story In Some Time (Feat. Slavery)

[Uncle Sam]

WWE officials are scrambling to come up with an idea for Christian upon his return from injury. Initially, Christian was to come back as an assistant to VP John Laurinaitis, but that has been nixed as a number of civil rights groups have already complained based on a rejected script. "The WWE is attempting to bring slavery into their brand", stated Jonah Gonzalez of the ASU (Anti-Slavery Union). "It's widely known that Jay Reso is a big supporter of slavery, but his employer does not have to perpetuate this." Christian, whose real name is Jay Reso, made headlines last year while trying to bring home a slave purchashed during a WWE sanctioned trip to Malaysia in early 2011.

Source: Prowrestling.net

Oh, you wacky Canucks, always trying to bring slaves home from Malaysia! I'll just ruffle your hair and send you on your way.

 

[CDR]

I'd imagine getting a slave through customs wouldn't be the easiest of tasks.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Just say she's an exchange student. Give the guy "one more chance"....to get his Malaysian slave through customs.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

The fact he tried to be a slave actually disturbs me. I'm not sure if I will ever see him the again.

 

[Alex]

Hey he needs a tag team partner (if you know what I mean)

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

5 second pose with my new Malaysian slave to all the peeps on twitter.

 

[Harthan]

I feel as though there's an awful lot more to that story than meets the eye. Who just tries to bring a slave through customs? No way there isn't more going on there.

 

[¡Roján!]

Oh man, I wish I was Malaysian.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Oh man, I wish I was Malaysian.

Is that why you tried to steal that lovely girl away, Cage, is it? When are you back man, missed you on Smackdown.

 

[Vega]

...what?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Thumping, thumping read.

 

[¡Roján!]

Is that why you tried to steal that lovely girl away, Cage, is it? When are you back man, missed you on Smackdown.

After you bring me tea, coffee, clean my house and bring me my whip.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

And Dark Rising remains Christian's worst idea still.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

After you bring me tea, coffee, clean my house and bring me my whip.

Tea AND coffee? Isn't that the hot caffeinated version of speedballing? You take it easy there lad.

 

[¡Roján!]

Tea AND coffee? Isn't that the hot caffeinated version of speedballing? You take it easy there lad.

Nah, the tea is to pour over the Artist for not bringing me a red bull and one more match.

 

[Peep]

And Dark Rising remains Christian's worst idea still.

Now that is a Christian joke.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Nah, the tea is to pour over the Artist for not bringing me a red bull and one more match.

Here's your one more match, sir. Room temperature.