Fuckin Roommates

DirtyJosé

Best angle of all: retirement
I woke up early today to watch some World Cup and because I fell asleep really early last night. I went to have my morning cigarette and found the back door of the house wide open. Now, I don't live in a bad neighborhood, but seriously, besides leaving the shit wide open for bugs and shit to get in the house, that's just asking for some creeper to sneak in the middle of the night.

These aren't the worst people I've ever lived with, but it's close. Any of you have roommate horror stories?
 
Had a roomate get behind on our rent by over two months, got our phone shut off costing me work, I was subbing at the time. I had signed on for the original lease, but not the extension that he signed. I got after him about the rent and he kept saying he was gonna pay it, even though I had been paying my half.

He went away for a weekend, and while he was gone I moved out on his ass. We haven't spoken since.
 
Fuck that shit.

I lived up north with 2 chicks, which turned into 1 chick and some young couple. Things got pretty shitty in that house, thank god I had the only upstairs room and could stay away from most of it. I seriously didn't not use or even go into the kitchen in the final months. The chick who was kinda in charge of things got hooked onto meth and all the dumb shit that follows it. I came home one night from work to find a letter on my door demanding rent up for the previous month (which I had paid her two weeks prior) and the upcoming month. I packed my shit and was out by the next morning. I'm just glad they hadn't decided to just jack my stuff before, having the courtesy of leaving a drug-inspired note on my door giving me notice that things had indeed gone tits up.
 
A mate of mine got kicked out of his own apartment because the long-time girlfriend of the second and only other roommate in that household didn't like him. Doesn't help that these two dudes are in a pretty good metal band and are the two most key players.
 
I'm fixin' to move in with my buddy and his younger brother, and the former drinks more than me. Which will increase my intake of booze. I think mine is a win-win situation here...
 

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