Fuckin' Milk Man

[Y 2 Jake]

Knocked on my door asking for money. The cheek of it. I didn't order no fuckin' milk. Was there milk on my doorstep? Yes. Did I take it? Sure. But I didn't ask for it? No. That's his problem.

 

[BooCocky]

wait, their are still milk men?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

In England yeah.

I had a window cleaner come round the other week as well. I saw him doing my windows but didn't stop him. He asked for money. I said no.

 

[Disasterpiece]

Lol I know exactly what you are talking about Jake.

The milkman used to come to my door and leave milk at my place to. I had to leave him 1.65 a week for 3 small pints of milk. I said no more after the contents of nearly every bottle had a sour, rotten, stench and taste.

A complete waste of my money. Plus it got expensive, considering I only get paid in $$

 

[Conor *Charmismo*]

In England yeah.

I had a window cleaner come round the other week as well. I saw him doing my windows but didn't stop him. He asked for money. I said no.

Isn't that like when tramps clean your car then you feel guilty and have to pay them

So was this a tramp doing your windows? Or was it like a Tramp acting like he has a job. Haha, damn tramps

 

[Father:_Polley]

i dont feel guilty about that. its a contribution to society. they never asked if i want it cleaned...thats y my car has windscreen wash. but they cant undo it.

and assuming it's the same in england as in northern ireland, you do get people who are 'professional' window cleaners. the ones who do mine arent much gd tho.

LESSON FOR THE DAY: never expect paid for something you weren't asked to do.

 

[Jonny B]

You should have thrown Milk on him.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You should have thrown Milk on him.

I think it would've been funnier if you simply said..

"Got milk? I know I do!" Or, to add insult.. "Got Money?"

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You should have thrown Milk on him.

I drank that shit. Kept the bottle too. Gave me the squits.