I was out last night after work and in the two and a half hours I had in the pub, I crammed many drinks down my gullet. Then, I came home and started drinking some of my own supply. I was drinking till around 4 this morning and didn't realise the clocks went forward (in my drunken stupor). I then threw up everywhere and am so hungover that I can barely walk straight.
The great thing is, I now need to go to work.
The great thing is, I now need to go to work.