Fuck You Bebo!!!

[Dave]

Bebo just called me a hermit and insulted me. Also, it didn't allow me to use it services.

By Bebo(Assholes)

Bebo.com Notice

Sorry for the inconvenience; we're currently upgrading the Bebo servers.

Bebo will be available again soon, so go outside for a bit. Enjoy the sunshine (it's that big shiny ball-like thing in the sky).

What an asshole thing to say. Fuck you Bebo and your witticisms.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Bebo sucks. I keep getting spammers add me

 

[Dave]

Just let it out Polley. Say it...

"Fuck you Bebo!"

That's better.

 

[Blade]

I'm not sad enough to make a thread about bebo.

But luckily Dave made one!

Bebo will be available again soon, so go outside for a bit. Enjoy the sunshine

Yeah, all that sunshine at 1am...

 

[Dave]

But don't you know Blade, that Hermit's who check their Bebo every 30 seconds, don't know the difference between sunlight and moonlight hence the description they gave us.

 

[Blade]

But don't you know Blade, that Hermit's who check their Bebo every 30 seconds, don't know the difference between sunlight and moonlight hence the description they gave us.

Hence the patronising-as-fuck last sentence in the brackets of their announcement...
Those hermits go outside looking for a big shiny ball, they'll be fairly confused.

 

[Dave]

I would imagine so.

But hermits have seen plenty of sun. I'm sure they google image it all the time. They're not missing out.