FTS facts

FromTheSouth

You don't want it with me.
Everyone else is doing it.


1. I am a degenerate gambler.
2. I was a starting offensive lineman for a 5A varsity football team in Texas.
3. I wank to perverse thoughts of Kelly Kelly
4. I have only been out of Texas for 7 days in my life.
5. I want to live in London someday.
6. I make great enchiladas.
7. I have won a science fair, a spelling bee, and several debate tournaments.
8. I bartended.
9. I read....for fun.
10. I still have my Teddy Bear.
11. He no longer stays on my bed.
12. I have seen every episode of The OC
13. The girl that made me watch them is hot as hell.
14. I have worked in a welfare office
16. My goal in life is to own one share of Berkshire Hathaway
17. I am actually, really, a genius
18. I am really not that interesting.
 
Everyone else is doing it.


1. I am a degenerate gambler.
2. I was a starting offensive lineman for a 5A varsity football team in Texas.
3. I wank to perverse thoughts of Kelly Kelly
4. I have only been out of Texas for 7 days in my life.
5. I want to live in London someday.
6. I make great enchiladas.
7. I have won a science fair, a spelling bee, and several debate tournaments.
8. I bartended.
9. I read....for fun.
10. I still have my Teddy Bear.
11. He no longer stays on my bed.
12. I have seen every episode of The OC
13. The girl that made me watch them is hot as hell.
14. I have worked in a welfare office
16. My goal in life is to own one share of Berkshire Hathaway
17. I am actually, really, a genius
18. I am really not that interesting.

One of my good female friends, my special lady, is a bartender
 

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