Dear BBC,
Following Victoria Wood's appallingly bad Christmas special, I am obliged to ask for not only my license fee, but the license fees of every British citizen back. Not only this, but I demand you surrender Victoria Wood to me. These terms are non-negotiable.
Yours sincerely,
Uncle Sam
P.S. I will be writing to the European Commission of Human Rights, informing them of the 316 occasions on which Victoria Wood's Midlife Christmas infringed on the Human Rights Act.
Following Victoria Wood's appallingly bad Christmas special, I am obliged to ask for not only my license fee, but the license fees of every British citizen back. Not only this, but I demand you surrender Victoria Wood to me. These terms are non-negotiable.
Yours sincerely,
Uncle Sam
P.S. I will be writing to the European Commission of Human Rights, informing them of the 316 occasions on which Victoria Wood's Midlife Christmas infringed on the Human Rights Act.