FromtheThread

[Via Armbar]

Who should I work into a flammy frenzy next which will hopefully lead to banishment?

 

[Minor League Brian]

Honestly, Russia and China are the only 2 I fear in that WWII. NK can't even fuckin' get a missile to hit SK shores, how the fuck are they going to hit us?

 

[ZeroVX]

I hope Canada being left out of that list was your way of saying we'd stay out of it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

You know, I think I can Pessimism my way to a World War 3 situation amongst the EU members.

Greece's protests continue, and the bailout agreement signed is eventually compared to the old Treaty of Versailles. Greece is pissed.

Italy, Spain, and Portugal are downgraded and civilian protests start. The Vatican somehow scrounges up the money with other EU states to save Italy. Just barely.

Spain and Portugal are left to hang, and Germany outright refuses to fund any more bailout measures.

Greece, Spain, and Portugal ban together. They attack Germany.

Germany calls in their favors. US, Britain, and France are forced to respond against the countries.

Ireland sees a resurgence of the IRA, attacks Britain.

North Korea and Iran use this time to side with the indebted countries. China and Russia are forced through defense treaties to side with North Korea and Iran as well.

Soon we have these sides:

US
Britain
France
Germany
South Korea
Other EU Countries not in debt

Against:

North Korea
Iran
Russia
China
Ireland
Latvia
Greece
Spain
Portugal

The other Middle East countries will either remain neutral, selling oil and weapons to whomever wants them ala United States in World War 2, or split along allegiances to Iran or the West.

Phew. Probably won't happen, but there's your World War 3. Could happen by the end of 2010.

In this scenario, Israel lobs a nuke at Iran, and the world ends.

 

[Razor]

In this scenario, Israel lobs a nuke at Iran, and the world ends.

Most defs. Israel and your nukes. FUCKING THINK YOU'RE THE APPLE OF GOD'S EYE. GO BACK TO ISRAEL AND GET FREE HOUSING WHILE I SIT IN MY PARENT'S BASEMENT AND DEMEAN TWO MEN WHO ARE INFINITELY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME.

 

[Razor]

The TNA PPV is on my birthday. I won't be ordering it.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Most defs. Israel and your nukes. FUCKING THINK YOU'RE THE APPLE OF GOD'S EYE. GO BACK TO ISRAEL AND GET FREE HOUSING WHILE I SIT IN MY PARENT'S BASEMENT AND DEMEAN TWO MEN WHO ARE INFINITELY MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME.

Well.....your face can go back to Israel.

Coincidentally, I named my penis Israel.

 

[Razor]

I see what you did there.

 

[FromTheSouth]

 

[Razor]

You laugh now, but when I get out of my parent's basement and make another account to post wrestling on this board, you'll be in for a world of hurt.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I want a three way with the Bellas.

 

[Minor League Brian]

Not even gonna lie, I'd stick my wiener in either of them.

 

[Theo Mays]

While I find them rather ****ish, I'd still do them and do them hard.

 

[Bernkastel]

Not even gonna lie, I'd stick my wiener in either of them.

I wouldn't

 

[Minor League Brian]

I wouldn't

Well, I thought you had a Vagina so I wouldn't have expected you too.

 

[Razor]

So, my teacher hates my poetry but loves my short fiction. Good thing I'm most definitely not a poet.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I never saw you as a poet. I imagine your short stories deal with the utopia that would exist with free abortions, healthcare, education, and socialism.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I never saw you as a poet. I imagine your short stories deal with the utopia that would exist with free abortions, healthcare, education, and socialism.

Forgot wind farms and solar panels.

 

[FromTheSouth]

And stem cells and atheism.

 

[Razor]

I never saw you as a poet. I imagine your short stories deal with the utopia that would exist with free abortions, healthcare, education, and socialism.

Close. My best short story to date is about a man who comes home and drunkenly beats his wife for cheating on him.

I'm waiting for the first person in the WWE sections to read my post in the Edge/Orton thread and come up with a new thread idea: Trn Cena heelz bi fudin wit Ortonz!

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Close. My best short story to date is about a man who comes home and drunkenly beats his wife for cheating on him.

Free abortion?

 

[Razor]

Perhaps, if she was pregnant.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Why the no in my ask a question thread, I thought we were bros?

No emo emote?!? This forum is such fail.

 

[Razor]

I type no in every "Ask me a question" thread that isn't named "Norcal ___" "FromtheThread," or "Meh, Lee." It's a sort of a ritual I have. At least I didn't shit on it like I do any thread Killjoy botches into existence.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Oh, well I'll take it as a compliment then. I could only imagine what you would do to a "Ask Zero a question thread".