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[Alex]

now this is a story all about how,
Brocks life got twist-turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute to just sit right there
and tell you how I became king of the ring
In a place called WWE (again)

In West South Dakota, born and raised
on the wrestling mats where I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxing and relaxing all cool and all shooting some halves inside of my school

When a couple inches of my colon they were up to no good
started making trouble in my UFC neighborhood
Then I lost one little fight and Paul Heyman got all scared
He said you're moving back with Uncle Vince
to a waterdowned WWE

When he got off the plane it soon became clear
that this wasn't the same place, no red carpet near
Uncle Vince said you're gonna job to a guy "you can't see"
One who you bitch-slapped before it was PG

I thought it was funny

 

[Vincent Michaels]

1) What and where is this UFC neighborhood? I'd sure love to visit it.

2) Isn't the expression "watered down" instead of "waterdowned"?

3) "When a couple inches of my colon they were up to no good" is missing the word "decided," even though a colon can't figuratively decide anything.