Fml

[C.M.]

I dont know if anyone has seen this site ,FmyLife

Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and proceeded to walk up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

Today, I turned 18. Nothing was said at breakfast, but I figured they'd remember and we'd have cake at night. I came home and there was cake, but not for me. My sister got her period for the first time during the day and they were celebrating. Apparently, a vaginal discharge was more important. FML

 

[PlayTheGame]

overrated

 

[Jason Riptide]

A friend of mine was just telling me about this site last night.

I wonder how many of the stories are true, and how many clever people are just lurking the site or coming up with crappy situations.

 

[jazwaz1]

I love this site.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Clever or not...funny stuff.

Whilst in the midst of coitus with my ex girlfriend, I said "I love you so much, Amanda."


Her name was Lisa. FML!!


Tell me that's not epic!

 

[Sparky]

Today, I came home to find my mum on the phone to the doctor. When she hung up I asked what had happened. She said they found a sexually transmitted disease in my bloodtest, and then she began to call me a ****. I'm 14, and am still a virgin. After 5 mins of crying, she tells me she was joking. FML

Lol good way to find out if they have had sex or not.

 

[Spunky]

Today, I came home to find my mum on the phone to the doctor. When she hung up I asked what had happened. She said they found a sexually transmitted disease in my bloodtest, and then she began to call me a ****. I'm 14, and am still a virgin. After 5 mins of crying, she tells me she was joking. FML

Lol good way to find out if they have had sex or not.

My anwser would have been, I didn't think the cheese was supposed to be there.

 

[BradTheGreat]

Clever or not...funny stuff.

Whilst in the midst of coitus with my ex girlfriend, I said "I love you so much, Amanda."


Her name was Lisa. FML!!


Tell me that's not epic!

.... it's not epic :|


and stop stealing my damn avatar!! >_<