Faking a sickie

[Tim]

You've all done it. And if you say you haven't you're lying.

Anyway, what's your favourite way of faking a sickie?

Mine's easy, I just pretend my stomach hurts, you go back to bed and sleep til 1:00, then go on the computer for the rest of the day. It's all good.

 

[Spunky]

Mine was go to the toilet, Make puking sounds, And tip a cup of water into the toilet.

 

[Tim]

I might use that one tomorrow.....

 

[Spunky]

Always works, You need someone near the bathroom to hear the water splash though.

 

[Rusty]

If I haven't been away all term, my mother just lets me take a sick day anyway.

Easy.

 

[Tim]

Lucky bastard.

 

[Rusty]

I usually get sick often anyway so I don't need to pretend.

 

[Richard]

I faked a sickie once for WM22. Just pretended I had a blocked nose, headache, etc, then my mum just let me have WM23 and WM24 off school for no reason.

But yeah, I don't think headaches can be disputed, because only you would know if you had one, wouldn't you?

 

[Tim]

Whenever I pretend I usually get sick for some reason. I haven't figured that out yet.

 

[Tim]

I faked a sickie once for WM22. Just pretended I had a blocked nose, headache, etc, then my mum just let me have WM23 and WM24 off school for no reason.

But yeah, I don't think headaches can be disputed, because only you would know if you had one, wouldn't you?

The good thing is, there are a lot of things that you can fake. Only a doctor could prove that you had a headache/earache/stomachache etc.

 

[Rusty]

Nows the worst time to take a sickie for me. I have exams in about 10 days time.

 

[Tim]

I only have one exam. Possibly two.

 

[Richard]

I don't have any.

 

[Tim]

...Get Out.

 

[Rusty]

Try having 6 exams.

 

[Richard]

Why do people keep telling me that? lol

But seriously, good luck with your exams guys.

 

[Tim]

Try having 9.

 

[Tim]

Why do people keep telling me that? lol

But seriously, good luck with your exams guys.

Exam. And thanks. But I know i'm going to screw it up, becaus of my teacher.

 

[Richard]

Try having 6 exams.

Try having 8 seperate exams for HSC. Not fun.

 

[Rusty]

Tim you don't have 9.

What subject do you have the exam for??

 

[Richard]

Exam. And thanks. But I know i'm going to screw it up, becaus of my teacher.

You'll be fine. If for some reason you screw it up, teachers are there to blame, but you seem to be blaming Rusty a lot in OCW, you could blame him.

 

[Rusty]

Tim just doesn't want to face the fact that I'm perfect but he's not.

 

[Downward Spiral]

I thought a 'sickie' was a day you've taken off because you have faked sickness, never because you are sick. But not too sure on that one.

I used to just drink lots of water to actually make myself feel sick. You then get pale, get to stay home, and it wears off pretty quickly. Haven't faked sickness in a long time though. I see the value of schooltime.

Yes, I see it, but I don't actually use it.

 

[Rusty]

I thought a 'sickie' was a day you've taken off because you have faked sickness, never because you are sick. But not too sure on that one.

I used to just drink lots of water to actually make myself feel sick. You then get pale, get to stay home, and it wears off pretty quickly. Haven't faked sickness in a long time though. I see the value of schooltime.

Yes, I see it, but I don't actually use it.

Drinking lots of water makes you feel sick? How is that?

Yes, I also see the value of schooltime. I've tried many times to use it wisely, but I just can't help getting distracted all the time. School goes much quicker when you have fun.

 

[Tim]

Tim you don't have 9.

What subject do you have the exam for??

I had 9 last year.

Maths. I usually get B+, but this year its only been C+.

Richard, I do blame the teacher. The whole class' average grade has gone down this year, and its the teachers fault. When we switched teachers for a topic, the grades when up again. You can't argue against that.

I should go up to the teacher if I get a bad mark and say "It's Rusty's fault."