Exxxotica 2011

[D-Man]

For those who don't know, this is a porn convention that I try to attend every year, considering that it's at the NJ Expo Center across the street from my job. Normally, we watch all of the limos and stuff for the convention pull in and out of the Center all day long and then walk over after work on Friday night.

Anyway, needless to say, I'm attending again this year and just found out about a bunch of stars that will be in attendance. The ones I'm most excited about are:

Sophie Dee
Brittany Andrews
Mary Carey
Priya Rai
Courtney Cummz
Shay Lynn
Joanna Angel
Riley Steele
Gianna Michaels
Sara Jay
Lisa Ann
Chyna
Taylor Wane
Teagan PResley
Ron Jeremy
Savannah Samson
Gina Lynn
Sunny Leone

I'm actually going to meet Chyna. Man, what a mess that's gonna be...

Xfear - Sorry but Eva Angelina will not be attending this one, bro. Anyone else you'd rather see pictures of?

 

[Coco]

I won't say you should get a life because you clearly already have one. I just think people would stop giving you strange looks about it if you filled your life with different things. Things that aren't this.

 

[X]

For those who don't know, this is a porn convention that I try to attend every year, considering that it's at the NJ Expo Center across the street from my job. Normally, we watch all of the limos and stuff for the convention pull in and out of the Center all day long and then walk over after work on Friday night.

Anyway, needless to say, I'm attending again this year and just found out about a bunch of stars that will be in attendance. The ones I'm most excited about are:

Sophie Dee
Brittany Andrews
Mary Carey
Priya Rai
Courtney Cummz
Shay Lynn
Joanna Angel
Riley Steele
Gianna Michaels
Sara Jay
Lisa Ann
Chyna
Taylor Wane
Teagan PResley
Ron Jeremy
Savannah Samson
Gina Lynn
Sunny Leone

I'm actually going to meet Chyna. Man, what a mess that's gonna be...

Xfear - Sorry but Eva Angelina will not be attending this one, bro. Anyone else you'd rather see pictures of?

Lulz, ah yes, my teenage porn crush, Eva Angelina. Is she even still in the business? I don't know, I can honestly say my porn consumption is almost nonexistent these days and has been for awhile now.

I recognize a few names on that list though. Get a picture with Joanna Angel dude! She's one of the few punk pornstars out there and is actually quite entertaining and intelligent from her blog-shit I've stumbled across before thanks to Twitter.

I won't say you should get a life because you clearly already have one. I just think people would stop giving you strange looks about it if you filled your life with different things. Things that aren't this.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game. Or something to that effect.

 

[D-Man]

I recognize a few names on that list though. Get a picture with Joanna Angel dude! She's one of the few punk pornstars out there and is actually quite entertaining and intelligent from her blog-shit I've stumbled across before thanks to Twitter.

I actually never heard of her until she was on the Jason Ellis show a while back. I happened to browse over the Faction channel on Sirius, heard a porn star was on the show, and kept listening. She sounded cool as shit so, naturally, I watched some videos of her when I got home.

But, dude, LISA FUCKING ANN is going to be there. Oh, happy birthday to me!!

 

[The Crock]

I only know two of the people on there -- Chyna and Ron Jeremy. I guess I should watch more porn.

 

[D-Man]

It's good for you. It relieves toxins.

 

[The Crock]

It's good for you. It relieves toxins.

No doubt about it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I releive my toxins plenty of other ways.

When is this? I have long said it would be fucking hilarious if I went with you. A lone individual who knows who zero of the people are.

 

[gd]

My friend got a picture with a naked Lisa Ann. You give me anything less and I'll be diappointed.

 

[Барбоса]

The part of the world in which I was brought up makes me uncomfortable talking about such things as the topic of this thread. I feel that such "removal of toxins" should be kept a private matter, like religion

 

[D-Man]

I releive my toxins plenty of other ways.

When is this? I have long said it would be fucking hilarious if I went with you. A lone individual who knows who zero of the people are.

Some time in November. Dude, I would LOVE it if you went.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So many many pictures of me with a confused look on my face

 

[Fizzy]

No Tori Black?

 

[Taker Sucks]

Get a pic with pyrai rai I would love you forever

 

[The Dewbliners]

I'd say get a picture of/with Sophie Dee. I follow her on Twitter, and she seems like a doll.

 

[NSL]

Sophie Dee
Brittany Andrews
Mary Carey
Priya Rai
Courtney Cummz
Shay Lynn
Joanna Angel
Riley Steele
Gianna Michaels
Sara Jay
Lisa Ann
Chyna
Taylor Wane
Teagan Presley
Ron Jeremy
Savannah Samson
Gina Lynn
Sunny Leone

You have my wish list. Please deliver

I met Savannah Samson a few years ago, and she was super cool to meet. I'd bet money on Gianna being the most down-to-Earth chick there.

 

[Smiter]

Jenna haze
Giggity

 

[Alex]

Sasha Gray retired

Ah Gianna Michaels and Joanna Angel are cool.

Get Chyna to sign something wrestling related.

 

[D-Man]

You have my wish list. Please deliver

Teagan Presley

I met Savannah Samson a few years ago, and she was super cool to meet. I'd bet money on Gianna being the most down-to-Earth chick there.

I guess you never saw this picture...

Get a pic with pyrai rai I would love you forever

No Tori Black?

I'd say get a picture of/with Sophie Dee. I follow her on Twitter, and she seems like a doll.

Jenna haze
Giggity

Sasha Gray retired

Ah Gianna Michaels and Joanna Angel are cool.

Get Chyna to sign something wrestling related.

As usual, I will do my best to honor all requests. I usually follow through, too.

 

[This Is My Name Thank You]

Rachel Starr! If you see her you are by far the luckiest man in the world. I would drive all the way to NJ just to shake your hand. Starr is so fucking hott!!

Also, Angelika Black would be pretty nice to meet. She is also very good looking to.

Have fun! For you are a lucky fucking guy!

 

[X]

On second thought don't get your picture with any pornstar I might one day find myself wanking to. I just remembered that everytime I see a picture of them standing next to D-Man's goofy grinning mug that it immediately incinerates any boner activity and makes me lose interest in the lady in question.

 

[thrilla11]

Lulz, ah yes, my teenage porn crush, Eva Angelina. Is she even still in the business? I don't know, I can honestly say my porn consumption is almost nonexistent these days and has been for awhile now.

Her wiki page said she retired in 2010. Very sad. That woman had all the right curves and made the use of glasses an art form.

 

[D-Man]

On second thought don't get your picture with any pornstar I might one day find myself wanking to. I just remembered that everytime I see a picture of them standing next to D-Man's goofy grinning mug that it immediately incinerates any boner activity and makes me lose interest in the lady in question.

Hahahhah my bad, bro. But just for fun, now I'm going to take more pictures with them

Her wiki page said she retired in 2010. Very sad. That woman had all the right curves and made the use of glasses an art form.

Seriously?? Ugh... now I'm disappointed...

 

[NSL]

On second thought don't get your picture with any pornstar I might one day find myself wanking to. I just remembered that everytime I see a picture of them standing next to D-Man's goofy grinning mug that it immediately incinerates any boner activity and makes me lose interest in the lady in question.

See: Sasha Stylez