Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
The camera opens to Mr. Banks sitting at his desk at WZCW Headquarters. He clears his throat and adjusts his tie, clearly nervous, before he speaks.
Banks: Since Unscripted, WZCW officials have been receiving terroristic threats from an unknown group of individuals calling themselves, The Hollow Ones. Our company has a firm policy not to capitulate to terroristic demands. That no concessions policy remains in effect, despite the wildly speculative and false stories of signing these radicals to a contract.
Mr. Banks take a sip of water.
Banks: We will not, nor will we ever, give into threats against our company and its ranking officials. We are working diligently to find who is behind this group, and when we do, we assure you that harsh action will be taken.
Banks takes another sip of water.
Banks: We here at WZCW are committed to bringing you the best action in the world of professional wrestling, and we assure you that that commitment will continue, unabated, for generations to come. Thank you for your time.
Banks: Since Unscripted, WZCW officials have been receiving terroristic threats from an unknown group of individuals calling themselves, The Hollow Ones. Our company has a firm policy not to capitulate to terroristic demands. That no concessions policy remains in effect, despite the wildly speculative and false stories of signing these radicals to a contract.
Mr. Banks take a sip of water.
Banks: We will not, nor will we ever, give into threats against our company and its ranking officials. We are working diligently to find who is behind this group, and when we do, we assure you that harsh action will be taken.
Banks takes another sip of water.
Banks: We here at WZCW are committed to bringing you the best action in the world of professional wrestling, and we assure you that that commitment will continue, unabated, for generations to come. Thank you for your time.
